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Adam Berkowitz retweeted
If Sam Darnold prevents the Patriots from winning a Super Bowl, I’d argue he was worth the #3 pick in 2018 for the Jets
I once saw a dtc brand cancel a campaign that was thriving because they felt like a font they had previously approved looked to them now like an umlaut. Point is: hard to imagine they will be ok with the flexibility ChatGPT surely requires to make native ads work
Adam Berkowitz retweeted
“We gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when they’re shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.”
Never do I feel as desired as I do when I am wandering to my car in the Trader Joe’s parking spot, on the cusp of freeing up precious real estate to the worst parkers in the Pacific Northwest
Adam Berkowitz retweeted
Zohran wins the day Dick Cheney dies? This could potentially become one of the greatest days in the Muslim calendar.
Extra innings elimination game quickly goes from most exciting thing to “how much cost have I sunk into this”
Adam Berkowitz retweeted
For a while, I couldn’t really articulate what this period of conservative cultural power felt like, but I saw this and it was like a light turning on. This period feels like a “Hollywood-themed” bar/bat mitzvah you’re forced to attend at gunpoint
Adam Berkowitz retweeted
Cormac McCarthy, sir, you are on notice. Let’s make the next one a little more upbeat.
Just so you know: even if you say “don’t say I didn’t warn you” I’m still going to claim you didn’t warn me.
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