@SAMGREIS

Virgin who can't drive.

 New York, NY
instagram.com/samg1287
Joined June 2010
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Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)
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Only good thing about her is her horny bisexuality
Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 19
Lauren Boebert has been accused of having sexual affairs with three staffers — two women and one man — according to a sworn ethics complaint filed with the U.S. House Committee on Ethics.
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It has come to my attention that my attempts at a muggy face make me look bored outta my damn mind
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Truly wild photo choice for this reporting
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Sep 19
Carrot Top has been hospitalized following a suicide attempt, TMZ reports. 🔗: tmz.com/2026/09/18/carrot-to…
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There are gay icons and then there is my mother who waited up for me to get home with her emmy in one hand and the huge bag of taco bell she ordered for me in the other
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The hottest place at the emmys is the staples center bathroom where all the girlies have to pee before going in
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Idk why does he beat women?
kevinlegend512 🎮@Unreal_Kev
Sep 13
These US Open commentators hate Zverev omds. Why bring up his case out of nowhere?
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Benny Shelton. Its your shot boy!
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Its not gonna happen but the idea that I could be in the room when Lisa Kudrow finally wins an emmy for the comeback. Gay boy dream!
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They also aren’t doing it like news. We didn’t know what the passengers on United 93 were doing as it happened. All very weird!
Cuz@HeIsTheCuz
Sep 11
the 2001 Live account is grim, sorry they wilfully picked 1997 to begin the account knowing they’d get here, and whilst they claimed they’d treat 9/11 with respect and wouldn’t foreshadow, we got these distasteful ironic hindsight tweets written like a time travelling voyeur
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gay guy birthday outfits
Steph
@ship_gq
Sep 11
The men’s looks at Christian Siriano ss27
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Never forget Mark Wahlberg said he would have stopped 9/11 if he was on one of the planes…as if there weren’t three other planes.
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Theres a reason Agassi thought he was so stupid…
Kalshi
@Kalshi
Sep 9
The odds, as told by someone who spent a career defying them. Pete Sampras. Don’t just accept the odds. Make them.
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sam greisman retweeted
Will Sloan@WillSloanEsq
Sep 8
I don't think the Academy should be allowed to post about movies they would never have even considered nominating for anything. That year's Best Picture winner was Out of Africa. They made their bed, they should lie in it. nitter.cf/TheAcademy/status/2097…
The Academy
@TheAcademy
Sep 7
She asked if she was normal. Maybe that was never the right question. Film: PHENOMENA (1985)
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The evil is defeated
US Open Tennis
@usopen
Sep 7
QUALIFYING 👉 QUARTERFINALS 🇨🇳 Zheng Qinwen goes Houdini again 🪄
Zheng defeats Swiatek 7-5, 6-3

ALT Zheng defeats Swiatek 7-5, 6-3

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US Open Tennis
@usopen
Sep 7
Read for Tuesday.
2026 US Open Quarterfinal: Ben Shelton vs Carlos Alcaraz

ALT 2026 US Open Quarterfinal: Ben Shelton vs Carlos Alcaraz

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Sorry as tennis fans we all need to touch down with Lerner Tien’s bubble butt…
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Well we didn’t!!!
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He put on an under shirt. We can’t have anything fun!
sam greisman@SAMGREIS
Sep 3
Carlos Alcaraz’s right nipple is the biggest star of the Us Open so far
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Tough morning for Stella Lefty
Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 3
ChatGPT, Claude & Grok are currently down, according to users.
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Sorry but only gay people should be allowed to rank actors
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
Sep 3
Complex ranks the 26 Best Actors in Their 20s: Hollywood’s Rising Stars 26. Millie Bobby Brown 25. Yara Shahidi 24. Daisy Edgar-Jones 23. Caleb McLaughlin 22. Rachel Zegler 21. Dominic Sessa 20. Noah Jupe 19. Kit Connor 18. Kiernan Shipka 17. Cooper Hoffman 16. Amandla Stenberg 15. Cailee Spaeny 14. Sophia Lillis 13. Hailee Steinfeld 12. Sadie Sink 11. Michael Gandolfini 10. Sydney Sweeney 9. Jharrel Jerome 8. Finn Wolfhard 7. Miles Caton 6. Hunter Schafer 5. Elle Fanning 4. Chase Infiniti 3. Jacob Elordi 2. Jenna Ortega 1. Inde Navarrette (Source: complex.com/pop-culture/a/kh…)
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