@da9xt

Caffeine-fuelled procrastinator. Made in Essex. Dog dad. Chronically late. Just add wine. Terms and conditions apply, always read the label.

 Colchester, England
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Joined April 2014
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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Claudia shouting at the faithfuls #TheTraitors #thetraitorsuk
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Nobody: Brooklyn Beckham on Instagram on a Monday evening:
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Someone did not think this marketing through.
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a very serious matter mawgodesign.etsy.com
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I hate when I’m eating at the train station and some one in a gold mask beckons me to a dark mysterious carriage #thetraitorsuk
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Does Sophie Ellis-Bextor have Restless Leg Syndrome?
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"Drew Barrymore dies at the start of this painting, doesn't she?" I can't breathe #cunkonlife
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Julia Davis should be on television every Christmas Day
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Monzo wrapped didn’t show how much TfL stole from me this year.
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Unpopular opinion but, sugababes are not sugababes without Heidi 🙃
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this scene lives in my head rent free
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if Sarah Hadland doesn’t dance to Heather Small - Proud while she’s on the show, the producers have really missed an opportunity👊🏻😂 #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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Too many people without profile pics have opinions.
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Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor
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me if i was a judge at the olympics
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This is why we never let France win Eurovision. #OpeningCeremony
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imagine christina aguilera, pink, mya and lil kim performing lady marmalade in front of the moulin rouge. we were robbed
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Me waiting for Celine Dion #OpeningCeremony #Olympics xitter.cf/burgey_96/status/14207…
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