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Shame for Delta. Australia has always been my favourite European country #Eurovisión2026

If you’re an aisle seat person on a train and don’t slide over when it’s busy… walking red flag 🚩sociopaths

Vandalism, but make it iconic.

Roxy calling out James for lying, while forgetting to mention she was literally there… with her mum. #thetraitors

Christmas 1997. When Posh Spice invented Boxing Day returns.

Dear Santa, all I want is an O2 5G signal. That’s it.

Caprice, Patsy Kensit, snow, and a plot held together by tinsel. Festive telly really said “You’ll take this, and you’ll like it”. I love it. This is what December does to us🎄

Belly rubs, hour two. Cockapoos are made of Velcro 🐶

The soundtrack to every supermarket shelf since 2016

Sofitel Heathrow Luxury room. No plugs near the bed. Luxury, but make it 2003.

Love the annual tradition of ‘judge the music, not the politics’ except when certain countries are involved. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

Genuinely baffled that Austria’s song is charting anywhere outside of a migraine #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision

How is the Queen Vic open already? IRL if it blew up in 2025, it’d be wrapped in scaffolding and caught in funding rows until 2030, quietly reclassified as “non-urgent” and finally turned into a Lidl in 2035. #EastEnders

It’s giving Sesame Street with alpine funding. #MadeInSwitzerland #Eurovision

Calling JoJo and Kath’s four-month relationship “serious” and “long-term” is wild. They barely knew each other. I’ve had Amazon returns take longer. Refund yourself. #CBBUK

Walking through Colchester surrounded by Gen Z dressed like my childhood - curtain haircuts and all. We’re just a C&A and a bottle of CK One away from full 1994.