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Working as a paramedic in NY I cant tell you how many times I’ve seen people die and the cause of death was listening to podcasts. I’ll see other crews in the ER covered in blood and I’ll say “What happened, car crash?” And they reply “No, open & uncensored discussions”

Gabby Petito, Larry The Cable Guy, and other News.

. @GeekSauceComedy show tonight at @AnyoneComics in Brooklyn all shows are BYOB! Featuring @stollemache @LukeMones @FranqiFrench @pedrosjokes @OnikaDMcLean @caseyJsalengo with special guests! Get your Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/geek-sauce-…

I just called my dad and thanked him for hitting me as a kid.

Jeff Bezos sends William Shatner into space!

It’s so cool how you only have to wash your bedsheets once every eight months.

I really thought once Britney got free we’d finally be together. I feel like such an idiot.

Pornhub was working yesterday so I didn't even notice Facebook and Instagram were down.

Some people hated this joke about the Taliban. You know who else hates jokes about the Taliban…the Taliban. youtu.be/ZMmozu9ytv4

Joe Rogan & Norm Macdonald

This Saturday 8pm at @AnyoneComics in Brooklyn @GeekSauceComedy returns with another stacked line-up @UsamaStandsUp @chloebadcliffe @NorlexSaid @mikerecine @winston_comedy host @LennyWayz with special guest! All shows BYOB! Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/geek-sauce-…

I’m not saying pit bulls aren’t good guard dogs, I’m just saying they aren’t ever protecting anything worth stealing.

The police arrested me for public urination at a playground. It’s like what the fuck did I even get vaccinated for!

Yesterday the show I was on got canceled. The train I was taking broke down. Had to walk over 30min to get home. Worst 9/11 ever.