Tait Winston

@realDonaldTrump is creating the biggest Race War since #mariokart

Politics have become sports for hipsters.

I did an outdoor show that was packed and people were sardined in. It was like having unprotected sex with a stranger-It felt great in the moment, but I woke up and was like omg I should get tested. #NYC #COVID19 #standupcomedy

Just a reminder- Amani Kildea was lynched in Morristown, New Jersey and it is being covered up effectively. #BLM #AmaniKildea #NewJersey

The further North you drive in The State of New York, the more Southern it gets.

If @CyhiThePrynce ghostwrites all of his speeches, Kanye might win. #Kanye2020

Rest In Peace #AmaniKildea, he was lynched in #morristownnj, and the Morristown PD ruled his death a suicide. He was a happy person with an incredibly bright future. He was part of an organization that exposed over 30 pedophiles in Morris County, including Police Officers.

Hope everyone celebrated today with small pox blankets😃😀😘 #America

God Bless Jamiroquai #4thofJuly

Faking #JeffreyEpstein's suicide was easier than spelling Ghislaine Maxwell #ghislanemaxwell #jeffyepps

40% of the people saying Black Lives Matter are still 100% scared of Black People. It's astonishing the shit other white people say to me thinking they're safe because I look like a Hitler Youth Recruiter. Watch what you say, & think about how you think.

20 bucks says they cancel Foghorn Legohorn & Yosemite Sam for having racist sounding accents.

Captain Stottlemeyer from the show Monk sounds alarmingly similar to @BarackObama

always a fun time with Signore Friggalopalaccio

It's ironic that #CHAZ sounds like like one of Frasier Crane's wealthy friends. #SeattleAutonomousZone #seattleprotests

#COVID19 is like Rasputin.

I heard @realDonaldTrump is doing the Breakout Artist Series at Caroline's!

I saw #cancelrent & thought it was about the musical-I was like IT'S PRIDE MONTH YOU MONSTERS. #Pride

Say what you will about Eva Braun, but she was the original Ride or Die Bitch.