Data Governance by day, by night a secret Pythonista, Improviser, Poet. I am also @domdogpoems. If you think woke is an insult you need not tarry here.

Cheltenham, England
Joined February 2008
Sometimes you need a cheery little song to help you cope with the difficult times.
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I was rooting around old material I had produced because - well you know - when I came across some bits I really enjoyed. I thought I might put it out there for you to hear too. This is a letter to Microsoft’s spelling & grammar checker. NSFW. on.soundcloud.com/vEDqq8kEqq…
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I think an 03:15 Twirl bar is an excellent habit to get into
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Hello stalker. Love you Sis.
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Seems quite a reasonable price for a whole Princess
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In a flagrant #FuckCancer salute to his metastases, my big brother @comdotdom is weaponising comedy to raise money for @MacmillanCancer. Join us & an insanely talented cast/crew from shows inc. @AustenImpro, @Questingtime & @TheShowstoppers on 3rd June! cheltplayhouse.org.uk/CheltP…
Cheltenham! On Saturday 3rd June, Austentatious cast members, musicians & belovèd friends will be at @CheltPlayhouse for a very special comedy night to raise money for @macmillancancer. Tickets available here: cheltplayhouse.org.uk/CheltP…. Join us!
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Just come across @bradmehldau and his album “Your Mother Should Know” Virtuosic jazz piano plays The Beatles. I absolutely love it as he takes tunes I know intimately to unexpected note spaces and goes exploring !
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Come and see some of the best improvisers in the country make us giggle in return for a donation to one of the best causes in the country ! At @CheltPlayhouse Saturday, 3rd June, 7:30pm
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On the ward again … Hey look at me I’m on the ward again Waking every hour to check blood pressure trends Holy cannulas ! On the ward again. If I can’t be in my own bed, at least I can be Willie Nelson 🤠
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Would have been a more interesting song …
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Dom Gittins retweeted
Refreshingly honest #Coronation coverage as the former Prime Ministers arrived.
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There is a sudden flurry of anti-royalists who are eye-wateringly furious about the coronation. They’re like the atheist fundamentalists who rage & rail against the perversities of religion.
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If the Daily Mail made you angry, perhaps you should read some of the other stuff they say. Then you’ll have reasonable justification for your fury.
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Crowns & gowns and stones and spoons ? Nothing to get in a stew about. Enjoy your day off & don’t turn on the telly.
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I love clocks. Radio controlled clocks especially.
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Not quite sure if these leopard print shoes go with tabby
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Dom Gittins retweeted
Replying to @premnsikka
Here's some maths for the little prince Rishi to ponder while he's flying to his heated swimming pool. There are 30 kids in a class. Many of them are hungry. The teacher is underpaid and the school is in disrepair. How many kids can learn maths?
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