ALT Vintage horror book cover featuring a door opening as a woman looks on in fear as she cover her mouth. Title and copy read: THE ROOM WHERE DRACULA SUCKS HIS OWN DICK He breaks into her house and sucks his own dick in the attic by Ann Felicio

ALT Back cover synopsis reads: At first it sounded like another bat had found its way into the attic, but when Rachel heard what sounded like a centuries-old man struggling to fold himself in half, she. knew something was wrong. She softly ascended the stairs and peeked inside the dusty room to see... DRACULA TRYING TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no, Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown. CANT THIS GUY DO THIS AT HIS HOUSE? But what was Rachel going to do about it? He's freaking Dracula - better he suck his own dick than her blood if that's what he's after. Ran out of characters! Sorry guys