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Mostly on Buenos Aires
Joined February 2011
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ABSTRACT The effect of Y on X is real. METHOD Questionable proxies for Y and X. RESULTS Fancy stuff involving tables, covariates. DISCUSSION Limitations: this study cannot in principle prove that Y affects X. CONCLUSION Totally does tho.
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We believe that customers build the best products, employees build the best companies and together, we build the best brands. Thank you to our customers, employees, partners, and investors for helping to get us here today. #MDLA
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If you use a product, it’s probably really good. (This is counterintuitive, but the point is that *relative to its competitors* that product managed to catch your attention & function well enough to use. That’s actually quite hard. Of course you may still have criticisms of it!)
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I wrote a blog post about an optimization in the upcoming version of Presto: prestosql.io/blog/2019/05/21… #prestosql #presto #prestodb
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Ways to share code: - GithHub? Mainstream - Tarball on webpage? Classic - Emailing .c files around? Nah - Broadcasting on radio like in the late 90'? Hold my beer. A local electoral court in Argentina gives for audit the software used in the election. Printed. On Paper. In boxes.
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Eventual Consistency
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Simple flowchart:
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Why you should not use Google Cloud: medium.com/@serverpunch/why-…
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Watch out. Parallel processors may be running perpendicular today.
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PCID is now a critical performance/security feature on x86 - Google Groups groups.google.com/forum/#!to…
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My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.
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"The messiness cannot go into the program; it piles up around the programmer." - Ellen Ullman
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OH a while ago: Occam's Taser: The most painful explanation is usually the correct one
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"Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell
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I just published “If you have to SHOUT at your customers, you’re doing it wrong.” medium.com/p/if-you-have-to-…
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"These are 1, 5, and 15 min load averages. Except they aren't really averages, and they aren't 1, 5, and 15 minutes" brendangregg.com/blog/2017-0…
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you ever think about the fact that wikipedia built the modern library of alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other
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OH: Knowing a programming language doesn’t make you a great programmer any more than knowing English makes you Hemingway
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Dear @Apple, Please release a 32gb MacBook Pro option with the classic function keys. Yours sincerely, All developers everywhere.
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Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know:
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