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Chris Somerville

@chrisomerville

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Joined July 2010
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I love movies where Santa is violent. I love movies where he tries to kill people with weapons.
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John Attridge@John_AttridgeNov 5
Oh, you're reading for pleasure? Let me know when you're ready to confront the intractable contradictions of material history inscribed in the work's form
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my father in law loves to let facebook reels of an AI generated farmer dictate almost all his political opinions
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lol
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In my lifetime I have probably watched over 100 movies.
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that one guy in your friend group who emerged from a glowing egg
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We all have that one guy in the friend group who should be in prison.
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deg@degg22 May 2011
a cool thing to do at mcdonalds is rob the place and shoot customers
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watched the pretty terrible unabomber movie and I think it’s such a great dumb detail that Shailene Woodley’s character keeps calling him Unabom in conversation
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we must catch my good friend Unabom
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Everyone is worried that the new drive-through Grill’d in Clayfield is gonna flop. We are praying for them to find success.
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I have a clear memory of visiting our grandparents in Bundaberg and my grandfather, a wine drinker, taking my dad to a bottle shop and saying earnestly and loudly to the guy at the counter ‘I need you to recommend a beer to my son.’
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🏄🏽‍♂️@mjkjuice27 Apr 2025
that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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Emma 🗡@edjenko4 Oct 2023
i can tell when a book is good just by reading it
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Ever since I was little I’ve wanted to see disgusting art made by a computer
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Emma Szewczak@EmmaSzewczakOct 9
This is the worst thing I've ever read in my life
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Blake ™@NeilNevinsOct 10
Last night I went to a promotional screening of Other Mommy. After the movie, Regular Mommy came out as a surprise, but most of the audience booed her.
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doing a reverse Nobel prize in literature this year and pretending I’ve never heard of Anne Carson
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