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In lieu of Halloween candy I’m giving every kid who shows up in a KPop Demon Hunters costume a 15 minute lecture on cultural appropriation
Bill Burr if he bombs at that Saudi comedy fest
#Bills punter Cameron Johnston, who suffered a lower-leg injury, is expected to miss some time, sources say. No word yet on IR. But Buffalo will need another punter.
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
Kelsey Grammer Is Set to Become a Dad of 8 at 70 as Wife Kayte Walsh Is Expecting Baby No. 4 (Exclusive) people.com/kelsey-grammer-be…
Kanye was the second gunman
BREAKING: Previously classified files related to the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy have been made public. apnews.com/article/jfk-assas…
Wondering if I need to scribble up a darker sequel @GreenerPastSat
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Former Texas megachurch pastor indicted in Oklahoma on child sexual abuse charges apnews.com/article/texas-meg…
Fully and completely pissing my pants in solidarity with all of the New Years Eve Times Square dwellers
If you haven’t seen the Kim Kardashian Santa Baby music video just close your eyes and imagine Christmas with a magical sprinkle of decaying corpse
Me when I overdo it at the bakery
James Winston: I won't let turnovers define who I am. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
