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Going through it
Joined February 2016
I have some time next quarter to help SaaS companies and agencies with content ops, specifically brief writing. Hit me up if you (or someone you know) are interested in learning more.
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I’m posting this with zero dignity left. The past 4 months have been an absolute nightmare. My savings are totally gone, my bills are piled high, and I’m out of options. I’ve tried applying through standard channels, but I can't wait any longer.
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Corporate speak is very hilarious "I don't mean to put you on the spot.." Oloriburuku, that is precisely what you meant to do but Alagbada ina pass you 😂
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There’s been a lot of discussion about Pap smears and HPV on the TL lately, so I thought I should put together a thread with some more information about it Also some of the myths around who should get a Pap smear, and what cervical screening can look like for people living with vaginismus I made a thread about HPV earlier this year too, so I’ll attach it at the end for anyone who wants to read more about HPV specifically
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Help me leave Dubai 🙏🏾
Please don’t d!e in silence. Seek help if you have to.
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Rejection is redirection, but constant rejection shrinks your ambition to only what is narrow and sure. Wins are just as important as losses as far as signals and direction go.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone talk about how a string of bad luck or things going poorly for a long time can make it very hard for you to trust your own instincts in any aspect of your life.
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Putting a vulnerable call for help out to my feed: I’m still looking for a full time job. And I’m seeking introductions or leads for brand marketing/management roles. It’s been almost a year of searching and I want to have stability and progress in my career
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I can’t explain it, but the air literally gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams, Outlook, Excel energy approaching.
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Living below your means only works if you’re actually investing the difference & then still increasing your income too. There’s no reward for just suffering yourself.
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When God created us, he didn’t mean for us to start doing accounting, investment banking, adjusting EBITDA, GAAP and IFRS etc. But through our sins, these woes have befallen us.
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POV: you didn’t achieve your KPIs for the quarter
U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces. The system combines a humanoid upper body with a quadruped mobility platform. #USA #Robotics #UGV #AI
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💚. If you worked at GoLemon (especially in operations, finance, business analysis or growth) I’d love to speak with you. My team is also emailing but happy to still have a direct word.
Hi everyone 👋🏾 We’re bringing our operations to a close. We started GoLemon because we believe grocery shopping can work better. Over the past two years, you’ve trusted us with tens of thousands of grocery orders, invited us into your homes, told your friends about us, and given us the opportunity to build something we’re deeply proud of. Thank you for every order and every opportunity to serve you. 💚🌱 Read the full update 👇🏾 medium.com/@admin_37861/than…
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Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?
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“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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The most American shit is just throwing as many random celebrities as possible at an event without rhyme or reason. Just famous people for the sake of having famous people.
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After you refused my visa, you wan collect World Cup, collect this L jor 😌😌
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Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons. They keep dropping Career Gems. In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward "I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request." Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.
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Australia won’t do well in football until they stop asking for proof of English Nothing concern Egypt with proof of English o
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I’ll be actually-homeless soon (living out of my car) if I can’t land a job. Our house is being sold within two months if I don’t find work. I’ve been trying everywhere, but very few companies are answering. So please, email me or DM with literally anything involving computers, or ask a friend, or your business’s HR person. (I’d love to work with you.) I’ll do a good job, and I can learn and adapt to any working style you need. I was employee #2 at Carmack’s AI lab, Keen. I worked at Groq helping to design and implement their LPU chips. I made Books3, a dataset trained on by LLaMA and Claude. I’ve been programming for 25 years. Location: Lake Saint Louis MO Remote: Yes Willing to relocate: yes Technologies: Python, PyTorch, JAX, C++, JS/TypeScript, Objective C, Swift, Rails, Linux, Lisp, and anything else you give me a week to learn. Résumé/CV: shawwn.net/docs/shawn-presse… Email: shawnpresser@gmail.com I wanted to avoid the humiliation of begging, but nothing is working. I need money or else our 3yo daughter loses her birth home. I’ve been through dozens of interviews from the companies that do answer, but the market is bad right now. You can have me for a steal.
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