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i remember the last 9-5 i had one of my favorite coworkers didn’t show up for a week and i was worried so i asked my boss and he casually said he passed before promptly walking away… we are numbers on a spreadsheet to them
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Capitalism: If you don't like your job, you can just get a new one.
Me: Ok, I want a new job.
Capitalism: Oh sorry, it's the time every six years where the entire economy has to collapse so rich people can loot it. have you considered begging in the street for scraps?
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if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it
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This guy is always saying the craziest shit that your brain can't even really parse out what the fuck he's even talking about then you watch the vid and you're like goddam, in Pokemon Ruby you can recatch Pokemon you traded away from the party of roaming Latios he was 100% right.
It’s been ten years but I’m finally starting to see people using their Switches in public the way they were marketed as
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The way this is how everything works now. You could show up at the hospital saying you think your appendix is about to burst and they'll scold you for making such a serious claim in a hospital
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My brother was killed in a pod racing accident so excuse me if I don’t find “Biddy Blas” very funny
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Disney relearning the hard way what LucasArts already knew from the get-go lol
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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being biddy blas for halloween



































