@cat_fvr

Here to get some laughs. Or not, it's twitter for shit sake. I noticed tongue tracks, now I am @SlipperySecret worthy. https://xitter.cf/t.co/pNWX7KjY1o

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Joined June 2016
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Sorry I couldn't remember what you said. In my defense that was a whole nap ago.
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the Lisa@lalise222Jul 10
sorry for what I said while I was ovulating [I meant every word]
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Nudes don't show up like they used to. Even when I ask. Miss a couple days, and PH sends me a few and asks if I'm OK. Is it any wonder why I take PH on vacation with me!
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My hero… The great Say Hey Kid, Willie Mays and me at spring training a few years back! I still remember the thrill of opening a pack of baseball cards and getting a Mays card!! ⁦@SFGiants⁩
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There's 1 more Heiney there than the number of times I got Heiney in 2022. Cheers to a better 2023 for all of us!
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Anyone ever score one of those OF chicks? Doing my budget for next year.
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olive@offbeatoliv11 Dec 2022
Forget Victoria’s Secret you’re middle aged you now get your underwear from Costco.
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olive@offbeatoliv12 Dec 2022
Siri, how do I set boundaries with a narcissist?
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olive@offbeatoliv12 Dec 2022
My bras are the Charlie Brown Christmas trees of undergarments.
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What the hell is a Twitter circle and can I fuck it?
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Can I get the gift receipt for this wine? I'd like to exchange it for whiskey.
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A live tree? In this economy? I'm buying a basil plant in the produce section.
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(A)$ke₩@Askew_7411 Dec 2022
It's infinitely better when those who are meant to be close to us are within arm's reach.
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Daz?@HomeProbably6 Dec 2022
Anxiety is always looking for an excuse to invite insomnia to the party.
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Daz?@HomeProbably1 May 2016
It's OK, funds. I'm insufficient too.
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Daz?@HomeProbably6 Dec 2022
The older I get, the smaller the writing becomes. I swear it’s a conspiracy.
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Thank you, Bear 🐻
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I'm not tech savvy, but the blue checkmark costs $8. Blue check ppl get endorsements based on follower counts. If they have a blue check, cost is based on follower count. No bitch solution for them. Twitter staff exempt @elonmusk.
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