(i don’t use twitter anymore.) finance reporter & satire writer. work in @newyorker @salon @nerdwallet @theonion @marketwatch @mcsweeneys @reductress + more.
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Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
BEHOLD: the cover for EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE, my disgusting debut essay collection from @deystreet! it’s packed with Y2K humiliation 💋 in fact, if you pre-order it *right now* + post your receipt, i will assign you one (1) humiliating Y2K moment harpercollins.com/products/e…
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
The CEO-to-worker pay ratio at Home Depot is 455:1.
neverleave.substack.com/p/75…
Home Depot co-founder says 'socialism' killed motivation to work: 'Nobody gives a damn' trib.al/UC8XAcE
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
HOUSTON: The arctic blast arriving Thursday will be different than what hit in February 2021. It will present its own unique set of challenges including the possibility of a “flash freeze.” NOW is the time to prepare, and here are some thing you can do. A 🧵 1/
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
In lieu of racking up women & money like equally material possessions, @brckhmptn opted to explore their psyches as outcasts, addicts, mourners, and tough guys who didn’t always like their impulse to be tough guys | bit.ly/3V5nW4v
📷 by @lapommedeterre & @thisisminnow
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
Some of my fellow commerce team members were laid off today, by email, without warning, right before the holidays (but right *after* Black Friday, of course). And dozens of others across the company.
This industry is fucking hell and my heart breaks for everyone affected
BuzzFeed Lays Off 12% of Employees variety.com/2022/digital/new…
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
mRNA vaccines are cool but also the modern era gave us Kelly Clarkson being able to sing whatever/whenever on television 4 days a week
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Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
No Joe, you’re supposed to help the railroad workers… you got it backwards. A handful of sick days c’mon! Workers of the world unite! – at Los Angeles, CA
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
Any time there’s any nepotism discourse, I do unfortunately feel the need to revisit Brooklyn Beckham’s photography book
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
My sister was transferred to a prison work farm in VA, where she'll serve out her sentence.
It's one of the nicer prisons in the state. Still, she'll be required to labor 8 hrs/day for $0.45/hr.
"I can't believe it, Kristine. It's 2022 and I'm really a slave on a plantation."
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
On Hit Parade: James got on The One, Curtis was Super Fly, George was The Bomb, and EWF were Shining Stars. slate.trib.al/EyRHV2i
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
i wrote a book about hot dogs
they somehow let me call it RAW DOG
i think the executives don’t know what that means
it comes out 5/9/2023 and pre orders are absurdly helpful
will u accept this rose 🌭💋
read.macmillan.com/lp/raw-do…
Cara Michelle Smith retweeted
The precedent being set, that you're only a "real" survivor of abuse if you're 100% without sin, is functionally how the criminal justice and social work system treats abuse survivors every day
Angelina Jolie Is Already Getting the Amber Heard Treatment After Accusing Brad Pitt of Abuse dlvr.it/SZcf9Z
