Writer at @lastweektonight Author of A GUIDE TO MIDWESTERN CONVERSATION https://xitter.cf/t.co/h8TPYhCpsy Also!: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ZweIDLzuZs

Joined November 2012
OPE! There it is! My debut humor book, A Guide to Midwestern Conversation, is now AVAILABLE IN A BOOKSTORE NEAR YOU! I am so proud of this book and so in love with this part of the country. I hope that it makes you laugh and smile and feel at home. 🌽💕 penguinrandomhouse.com/books…
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posted too early. saw a better one 10 min later :/
DECLAN RICE THAT IS INCREDIBLE. YOU WILL NOT SEE A BETTER FREEKICK THIS SEASON 🤯
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Writer for @colbertlateshow, @felipetmedinaa's #AmericaLetMeIn is out now! A choose-your-own-adventure immigration story that manages to be laugh-out-loud funny without undermining an important topic. Buy it here: bit.ly/41nxm0G
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Nonfiction editor @mcmurtriesf recommends AMERICA, LET ME IN (⭐️) by @felipetmedinaa on Fully Booked 🎧 ow.ly/U3Bl50V4iGR @abramsbooks
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Real ones know..
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oops this made me cry! The American Family is a blended family <3
I’ve been so moved by watching emotional videos posted by people after voting for Kamala & Tim. Voting for our daughters, wives, sisters, from red and blue states. This is that moment. I proudly cast my vote for my friend and family Kamala Harris 💙🇺🇸😭! Here we go!!!!!
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We will pay the U.S. government $701 a year to play this at naturalization ceremonies.
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My friend @JPosnanski asked me to write something reflecting on the 2024 @Royals season, but it seemed hard to capture without writing about what it means to be from KC right now, so I wrote about “The New Confidence of Kansas City.” Please enjoy. joeblogs.joeposnanski.com/p/…
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It is my god given right as a Kansas City sports fan living over the past decade to have every playoff run end in a Super Bowl or World Series appearance, and, frankly, I’m outraged that my rights have been stripped away.
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Gregor Samsa woke one morning and SZA said “THIS BITCH?”
SZA on why she’s wearing bug prosthetics for her ‘Hot Ones’ episode: “No other reason, I’m just tired of being… not a bug.”
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GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.
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"7:30 a.m. The alarm rings on my phone. My home screen’s background? A picture of an adorable Cavapoo named Lucky. He was so cute, I could eat him up. Which I did. I hit snooze. Chompin’ on pretty pups can wait." mcsweeneys.net/articles/j-d-…
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thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-… "The Purpose of This Meeting is to Discus Our New Health Benefits and Dispel The Rumors That I am Three Toddlers in a Trench Coat from TV, Film, and Internet" By the one + only Tessia Sue Phillips (yes relation)
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Only true comfort character is Donna Meagle
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