occasional book lover. this is not a democracy

Joined January 2019
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when you’re in love you start understanding more kinks like yeah i guess it would be hot if she squished jello with her ass cheeks
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just saw Primetime hand Pattinson a water nigga @RealChalamet
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primetime spoilers, but i think my favorite shot of 2026 is decoy danny standing in front of the missing children's posters in the police station. real children they could allocate resources for relegated to the background as they invent fictive children for entertainment justice
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bshdhdjjshsvsjksjshshs
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i cant be your only 111 cause you look 222 as good as anyone i ever met and your love is 333 times better how could anyone 444get
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megan twerk the same way preacher boy was singing in sinners that made him time travel
Latto & Megan Thee Stallion were INSANE for this..
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That In Memoriam section at the next Oscars is gonna feel like being blown to bits by a bazooka
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What’s actually fucking happening 😭
‘Transformers’ Optimus Prime actor Peter Cullen has died at the age of 85.
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a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️
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this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die
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me when the announcer in the movie theater says "And A Special Thank You To Our AMC STUBS members especially our A-Listers"
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They'll put a Teezo Touchdown feature in your ass if you ain't paying attention
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REAL BITCHES DONT DIE BC THEY SHIT LIVE ON FOREVER
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rest in peace to our angel, hayden panettiere 🪽
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x-men is important to me as a gay person
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this take is so funny to me ‘cause florence pugh’s and sebastian stan’s careers are right there. you’re all just coping and seething
cailee spaeny just dodged the bullet of being locked under contract for like 10yrs+
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Please put them in team building exercises as soon as possible
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MCU ain’t touching X-men politics with a ten foot pole. Magneto is going to be from Connecticut.
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