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Brook Porter

@brookpos

I came, I saw, I twittered.

 Jacksonville
Joined December 2012
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I tried to teach my dog how to fetch. He just doesn't get it.
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Orange Basketball: Final: SYR 76 COR 59. COR: N Marshall 14pts, 8reb, 2ast SYR: A Peterson 18pts, 4reb, 5ast (ESPN) m.espn.go.com/
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Demon Deacons Basketball: Wake Forest: Devin Thomas tipped in a shot by Codi Miller-McIntyre at buzzer in 65-63 ... m.espn.go.com/ncb/gamecast?g…
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NCAAF: Miami RB Duke Johnson to enter NFL draft; rushed for 1,652 yards and 10 TDs this season (ESPN) m.espn.go.com/general/story?…

RB Johnson leaving Miami, will enter draft

Miami running back Duke Johnson is entering the NFL draft, the junior announced Sunday.

espn.com
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More Followers = #FollowMe & #RT ==> #FollowMania #IFollowAll #InstantFollowBack #TeamAutoFollow #IFollowBack #TeamFollowBack
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Caffeine is the most commonly used drug in the world.
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Friday the 13th occurs 3 times this year, each 13 weeks apart from the other. This won't happen again for 666 years. Happy Friday the 13th.
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QuoteLish@QuoteLish29 Dec 2014
True happiness involves the full use of one's power & talents. -John W. Gardner
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
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QuoteLish@QuoteLish1 Dec 2014
Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not. -Samuel Johnson
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Every woman is a beautiful, gorgeous & sexy living being; it takes just the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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Bride is an old English word meaning cook.
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What do you do when things go wrong? Oh, you sing a song. -Snow White
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Tonight's semifinalists are @PenellaMellor @nickelleray @BrennanReece @yourboyjc @harisriskantha @ThisIsTomLittle and @indiebellend !
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In Japan, coffee shops are called Kissaten.
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I'm gonna get a bunch of #CyberMonday deals as soon as this thing boots up. bit.ly/1y6caFs
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Joke Slinger@JokeSlinger1 Dec 2014
I was out in the garden with my stepladder today. Not my real ladder. No, I don't get along with my real ladder.
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Jokelish@Jokelish1 Dec 2014
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he'll fix it. There's no need to remind him every six months.
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Men with a sense of humor tend to be more intelligent. Which is why most women prefer a guy who can make them laugh.
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