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Extremely Grumpy

@ExtremelyGrumpy

I enjoy being grumpy. No, really. It's an art form if done right. And, no, I don't care whether you like me. Surrender to your inner grump.

 The Edge of Darkness
Joined December 2013
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I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude & people think I'm joking.
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Don't worry David hayes, it happens to the best of us. I often have trouble finding the Klit.
I'd rather live a life of oh wells than a life of what ifs.
It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you.
My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not…
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If you're feeling lonely, if you're feeling blue, remember the mighty oak tree, was once a nut like you.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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If you were a dinosaur, you would be Bitch-A-Whoreus.
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*Future generation* Woman: I'll name my baby Sarah. Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. You can try Sarah479 or Sarah771.
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Oxymoron: Willful negligence
Me: Damn girl, you could be a model. Her: Really, you think so? Me: Ya, at the beginning of the evolution chart
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It's been 15 years already & I'm still pissed off that I don't know what animal Arthur is… F**k is he a Bear!?!
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If you eat fast food you should feel guilty. Because you ARE guilty of murder. #RIPfitbody
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I quit my job working for Nike. I just couldn't do it.
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Did you hear about the new Madonna stamp? It licks itself.
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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Oxymoron: Cold as Hell
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
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The trouble with some self-made men is that they worship their creator.
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It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
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I'm ugly: You spelled Attention seeking whore wrong.
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