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Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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I’m petty but I’m reverse petty too. Like if you were kind to me 7 years ago I remember and have thought of you fondly ever since.
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Celebrities they’re just like us*! *uninformed and lied to about imperialism.
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A lot of witchcraft is like: clean your house, cook a little meal, forgive others
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I’ll send $20 to the first person who can show me evidence that there are fat people at burning man.
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Texts are the new emails and DMs are the new texts.
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Emails are certified mail and phone calls are showing up to someone’s house.
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I know I’m ovulating bc I cried watching Twister.
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Tuesday August 15th at HiDef Brewing in DTLA! @kyleayers @TurnerComedy_ @audreystewisart @teresaleebot @joekjoek @laurapeek_ Hosted by @bripruett Tickets at the door or online at- highnotecomedyla.eventbrite.…
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I’m not a fan myself, but I’m glad for all the girlies who got to cry and sing at Taylor’s touring mega church.
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AKA Sister Swift’s traveling salvation show.
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Cranes this Wednesday don’t sleep!
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Swam in the ocean today and sand was everywhere. I had to clean the grit from my labia like it was a damn oyster.
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There has never been a time when Fran Drescher could not get it.
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Just a reminder that season 2 of @ThisFoolHulu drops july 28 – at Los Angeles, CA
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I’m having a more wholesome experience on 🧵 it’s spooky here
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Forever haunted by The Weeknd’s pronunciation of “carte blanche” on THE IDOL
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When you’re in @SpiderVerse with your bestie @AtsukoComedy but you both signed NDAs and can’t tell the other 💕🕷️
Also it was amazing to hear the LEGENDS @AtsukoComedy and @DivaDelux in #AcrossTheSpiderverse 🤩
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I’m gonna need all the moms who submitted books to be banned from schools to go ahead and check their husbands browser history.
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New ep’s got a very funny guest from Portland who lives in LA now but just happens to be back in PDX this weekend. It’s Bri Pruett! @bripruett
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