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@brandomonium

whatever, man I don’t know any more

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Joined February 2009
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Goblin Moder
@mischiefanimalsNov 7
good morning fellas
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tanya@Tanya_SabrinaaaNov 7
i just went to the doctor and he told me that alcohol and cocaine are bad for me ?? yet another doctor who doesn't understand women's health smh
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I'm really asking a lot of these vitamins
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If I ever found a catfish was using one of my photos I'd be like wow lil buddy let's get you back in the water
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safadenha
@ousafadenhaNov 5
"Você entendeu o que eu te disse?" Minha mente:
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kenzi
@kenzianidiotNov 5
unfortunately my body cannot tell the difference between asking the woman in front of me on the plane to take her hair off of my lap and being dangled over a volcano
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Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleykerNov 4
many of y'all pledged to post hole if red states turned blue, and the eyes of a hopeful nation are now upon you
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Eddie Vega@ElTacolicoNov 4
Texas is now under Selena Law. You will baila esta cumbia at the HEB (all grocery stores will be now be HEB) People will be treated como la flor (con tanto amor) Children will study fotos y recuerdos of actual history Make sure your car gets that carcacha sticker
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🪩@oatmilkrryNov 4
If Gina hinojosa wins I’m buying everyone a pack of HEB butter tortillas
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kenzi
@kenzianidiotNov 4
bad night to be a stupid fucking idiot
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_Nov 3
GM
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official game glenna@glenna_optNov 3
Airports are like “what if there’s a $20 breakfast sandwich that is really really bad”
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*sipping gravy from a thermos* Car calories don't count
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columbo screenshots@ColumboScreensNov 3
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BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIENov 1
“Imagine if you will a world where uhh… instead of… Money they use uhhh… fuckin like… blood… And your neighbor’s an alien from, like, Pluto or some shit. Wild, right?”
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mr. joshua
@pantsOct 31
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miles@milesdotgovOct 31
Probably feels good as fuck to eat several thousand of these in one go, using bristle like teeth called “baleen” arranged along the upper jaw to filter out non-nutritional substances
man-eating bull shark (@GarlotsBack) profile pictureman-eating bull shark@GarlotsBackOct 29
I thought Antarctic krill were like near microscopic holy shit
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KnightsCap 🦋@KnightsCapVTOct 30
boy dinner
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Case@Cactuscali19912Oct 30
You read the dude handbook, the Brochure?
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