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@brandomonium

whatever, man I don’t know any more

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Joined February 2009
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I live with a constant dread that someone is going to ask me what a hectare is
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Goblin Moder
@mischiefanimalsNov 7
good morning fellas
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tanya@Tanya_SabrinaaaNov 7
i just went to the doctor and he told me that alcohol and cocaine are bad for me ?? yet another doctor who doesn't understand women's health smh
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I'm really asking a lot of these vitamins
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If I ever found a catfish was using one of my photos I'd be like wow lil buddy let's get you back in the water
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That all the people are just paid actors
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@AdnaanJnrNov 2
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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safadenha
@ousafadenhaNov 5
"Você entendeu o que eu te disse?" Minha mente:
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Obvious engagement bait. The answer is yes
Andii (@andiifarts) profile pictureAndii@andiifartsNov 5
do tiddy pics actually make guys happy??
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kenzi
@kenzianidiotNov 5
unfortunately my body cannot tell the difference between asking the woman in front of me on the plane to take her hair off of my lap and being dangled over a volcano
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Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleykerNov 4
many of y'all pledged to post hole if red states turned blue, and the eyes of a hopeful nation are now upon you
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Eddie Vega@ElTacolicoNov 4
Texas is now under Selena Law. You will baila esta cumbia at the HEB (all grocery stores will be now be HEB) People will be treated como la flor (con tanto amor) Children will study fotos y recuerdos of actual history Make sure your car gets that carcacha sticker
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The blue wave out there materialized, but the boob wave on here did not
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🪩@oatmilkrryNov 4
If Gina hinojosa wins I’m buying everyone a pack of HEB butter tortillas
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kenzi
@kenzianidiotNov 4
bad night to be a stupid fucking idiot
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Texas, ya done good. Better late than never
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Vanessa
@Nessakins_Nov 3
GM
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official game glenna@glenna_optNov 3
Airports are like “what if there’s a $20 breakfast sandwich that is really really bad”
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*sipping gravy from a thermos* Car calories don't count
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columbo screenshots@ColumboScreensNov 3
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BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIENov 1
“Imagine if you will a world where uhh… instead of… Money they use uhhh… fuckin like… blood… And your neighbor’s an alien from, like, Pluto or some shit. Wild, right?”
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