Host of the podcast Heavy Hands. Writing about fighting at https://xitter.cf/t.co/RGtbVFdHV9 DM me for scouting work

Cincinnati, OH
Joined February 2013
Check out my new piece on Steve Erceg's defensive flaws and the increasing likelihood that, far from improving, he may actually be getting worse thanks to the UFC's careless, shortsighted matchmaking. Link below
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Dana pretending he knows who Farid Basharat is
😲👀Dana White suggests there's more to the story behind the UFC not re-signing undefeated Farid Basharat. “If you're 16-0 with seven wins in the UFC and don't get re-signed, there's definitely a reason.” via @ufc
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Wellmaker got a late start in mma and coasted on athleticism all the way to the UFC. Too late to learn how to fight now. I don't say this spitefully; I feel for the guy
HEADKICK ENDS THIS ONE 🇬🇪 Otari Tanzilovi gets the KO in R2 with a SWEET kick upstairs! [ #UFCVegas122 | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]
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He went blow-for-blow with Ethan Ewing (who is VERY good), but that loss only taught him how much he didn't know. Tried to overhaul his whole style after that and broke his own game
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This lady came flying directly at my chest. I thought an angel of death coming for my ass. Fortunately she tanked my instinctive slap and seems to be doing just fine. We moved her to the zinnias to enjoy a couple moths on the house
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The footwork here is also very nice. Talbott knows how to position himself behind his jab. Figgy doesn't clock the angle change that lines up the right because he's occupied with the left hand It's all about tempo and initiative. No jab = no time to make more decisive moves
Fig lets Talbott's jab fall just short and spins him around with a kick A moment later, Talbott steps in with a jab and pauses for a beat, drawing out the kick, before slamming his right hand into Fig's jaw as he's on one leg
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Bas Rutten is palm striking the lid of his coffin
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"What if you put five good fights on the main card?" - Dana's wife's last words
Dana White: "Literally, all the guys that cover our sport I block them out of my feed...They're all wrong and everything they say is wrong. It's a waste of my time to even listen to anything they say."
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One advantage this Luis Hernandez guy has over Sedriques Dumas (other than fighting ability) is that the UFC will never have to worry about him being arrested for his crimes
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Qualified Immunity is the best base for MMA
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What Jamahal Hill's footwork looks like without Jamahal Hill's athleticism
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Would dearly like to see a pivot accompanying that lay back he does against the cross. He could have been punishing Pantoja's right hands from a deep angle and taken himself off-line for Pantoja's takedowns at the same time
Joshua Van's eyes in the pocket, defense, and distance management
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People really underestimate how effectively a front-foot pivot defeats a straight right hand. And if you get behind your shoulder you're pretty safe from wider punches too. In my mind it's the single best way to defend a cross
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Inshallah
on this week's episode of heavy hands Connor and Phil convert to Islam
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Most fighters are ass at fighting also
As I've said for years, athleticism is a cheat code in MMA. Most fighters would be ass at basically any other sport.
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4chan is the internet's collective shadow. Only by acknowledging and accepting the 4chan inside you will you achieve spiritual equilibrium
I think a lot of you have absolutely zero idea how pervasive slang and language originating on 4chan actually is. The 2nd poster in this image has the name "cognitohazardous". The term Cognitohazard originates from the SCP fandom, which was founded on 4chan.
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Were youaware that Jack Vance is not only a master of prose but also one of the funniest mfs to ever put pen to paper?
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How do you not laugh at "But you are attacked from another side by another husband" lol I have fallen in love with Jack Vance
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Female fantasy authors: what if we could read Hansel & Gretel from the *witch's* perspective? Male fantasy authors: what if lord of the rings wasn't so gay
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I recently read Ursula K Le Guin's essay "From Elfland to Poughkeepsie," which not only brilliantly crystallized so many of own issues with the heinous tone and lack of style in so much modern SF, but also introduced me to a ton of fantasy pioneers I had never heard of
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I'm almost done with James Branch Cabell's Jurgen: A Comedy of Justice, which is about a medieval pawnbroker having a mid-life crisis and whoring around His name was completely unknown to me, but back in the 20s he was one of the biggest writers in the US. A fantasy novelist!
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