Host of the podcast Heavy Hands. Writing about fighting at https://xitter.cf/t.co/RGtbVFdHV9 DM me for scouting work

Cincinnati, OH
Joined February 2013
Most fighters are ass at fighting also
As I've said for years, athleticism is a cheat code in MMA. Most fighters would be ass at basically any other sport.
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King Typo retweeted
Replying to @EvilGregJackson
@EvilGregJackson @BoxingBusch strong contender for best post-fight rationalization award
Final medical tests done. I’m back. To all the clowns who’ve been talking shit and counting me out this whole time, here I am. Now let’s see who’s got the balls. Thanks to everyone for the support. Next time I’ll make sure they check Justin’s gloves so he doesn’t put anything weird on them. See you soon.
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Jean Silva is like Petr Yan but instead of downloading data for 5 minutes he's just buffering
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nothing donald trump has ever posted on social media has confused me more than this
Why did Donald Trump posted a 6 minutes Ion Cutelaba highlight on his social media
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I mean that sucks she had a stalker. Sounds scary. But … you’re telling me the UFC president has the power to get people put on a no-fly list? Because that’s super weird and bad, man.
😳🚔 Nina Drama says she once told Dana White about a stalker who was harassing her daily Dana called counter-terrorism police instantly, they found out who he was and put him on a no fly list so that he couldn’t get to Vegas: “I had counter-terrorism call me, they showed up at my house. They took all my information and by the next morning and they found my stalker. They put him on a no fly list so that he could never come to Vegas.” (via @Ninadrama) 🔹
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I did turn the call off so I did not hear Connor's desperate sobbing, but I am pleased that this has been effectively utilized to make a better podcast product and hope that people will return to hear more of this broken man
Replying to @EvilGregJackson
@EvilGregJackson @BoxingBusch @HeavyHands_MMA Excellent return episode this week, the bonus sounds of @BoxingBusch sobbing at the end brought a wry smile to my face. I surely can't be the only one 😁
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Due to the acts of a vengeful and uncaring god and also the inestimable dumpster fire that is Ohio, there will be no #UFC330 Vivisection this week.
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was recording heavy hands with @BoxingBusch and heard the tornado warning go off and then the call cut out. He said if this happened to tell everyone hopefully he died quickly and his cat has found his corpse in the rubble and is eating it.
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Replying to @BoxingBusch
@BoxingBusch Postfight rationalisation has hit terminal velocity,
Conor McGregor says the floor was wet from the fog machine during his walkout 🤔 “The dry ice has the cage floor wet, it’s a no contest now… See ya’s next year 100%.”
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For everyone who claimed Conor McGregor would never fight again, congratulations, you were once again proven correct.
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fuck sake! years off on loads of roids, comes back at welterweight and this is it? he looks basically the same! he was supposed to be a grotesque muscle cube, a waddling affront to god and nature! this sucks. boo. BOO!
Dovy🔌
@DovySimuMMAJul 9
Biggest difference is he’s more red now 🤔
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King Typo retweeted
The Baba Yaga Pinas, inspired by @TheZaneSimon & @BoxingBusch #UFC329
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In which myself and @BoxingBusch simultaneously realize that Gane may pose some major stylistic problems for Thicc Poatan, but I refuse to pick him anyway due to my carefully considered technical analysis that he is a fraud. youtu.be/HxqDK29P8h4?si=Sk0M… via @YouTube
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actually crying when Tomderlei goes "hahh-magh"
Tom Aspinall has been caught threatening to finger Nina Drama again.
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Really annoying Westerosi knight who starts his queen of love and beauty speech after the tournament with "first of I wanna give all glory to the seven"
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Respect to all the uFc fighters tonight who have made a moral stand by refusing to go for kOs or submissions in protest at inadequate $25k finish bonus
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At long last, the eagerly awaited finale to my series on takedown entries has arrived 🧵 Part one covered basics, now we're discussing advanced entries suited either for crafty strikers who can get cute with their setups, or wrestlers who aren't comfortable striking into them
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Volk-Ortega 3? 4? idk
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THE WINNER TAKES IT ALLLLL THE LOSER SHRINKING SMALLL Come for the intro, stay for Connor shutting down my very reasonable and not maliciously motivated nomination of Valentina Shevchenko for Fighter Of The Year youtu.be/JL1YqxJxrQg?si=SO8f…
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