@bowlsofJello

shitty Bronte protagonist, nēnē enthusiast, and God's least favorite soldier

 he/him
Joined January 2016
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My dog just called me a fucking faggot in perfect English
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Meaw@SikefcuOct 17
peeing after esex so i don’t get hdmi
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Jonzzy
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these quests make no sense
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Dr Death
@DrDeath1776Oct 18
Every year on my birthday my wife takes me to Waffle House and every year I survive
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kiwikinz ^-^@peeholelickerOct 18
if i Had a girlfriend i would slowly reach my hand toward her nose and let her sniff me to gain her trust
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Buck@Buck36043BuckOct 18
I start sentences with “You know,” and then Say the most Unrelatable and Alienating statements
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Midboss? Split push? Clear lane? Urn? Rift? Nah man big ass teamfight Big ass team fight outside their shrine and actually, don't even shoot the shrine just let them zip back heal up and drop for more teamfight! Teamfight on blue teamfight on blue everyone come join and die!!!!!
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcerer20h
Goblin pussy gave me trenchpenis
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ryn ♡@gaysodaloverOct 19
how soon after sex is it appropriate to talk about world of warcraft
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成道e@narumitimatudaOct 18
もなかとキャラメル@monaka_no_onakaOct 16
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Being rightwing means believing that there is some kind of natural hierarchy, and honor in knowing one's place in it. It encourages servility up the hierarchy and cruelty down the hierarchy. Being servile and cruel is loser shit. Surely most young men don't want to be losers.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 19
Top 10 Craziest gangsters that RULED the crime world 1. The Skeleton King
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saddleback caterpillars look like they're wearing a tiny safety vest... amazing. brilliant..
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CGoose UFO‼️🍥@GoosicleUFOOct 19
top ten image for me i like how they says it
𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙨
@trvipppyOct 18
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chad@chasedbywaspsOct 18
first rule of fight club: I love you
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uxie@uxiedusttOct 18
this screenshot literally ruined my life
uxie@uxiedusttOct 18
the shame i carry from that hot pockets screenshot is unbearable
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rio 🪲bug oomf@colligocrittersOct 18
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geeked memes
@GeekedMemesOct 19
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Haiiiiiiiiiiii
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hyro@misfortunationOct 18
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