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30s. Left. Tech and AK autist. Lockpicker. Pentester. Animal rescuer. Harmonic oscillator. Excellent cook. @HTTPS_Lovecraft
Memphis, TN
Joined April 2018
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Bought myself a slow watch for my birthday, finally getting around to it after a decade of coveting. One hand, 24 hours. It's perfect.
Have you seen this, have you heard about this? If you haven't sent my birthday gift yet, there is still time.
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The problem with "be normal" discourse is that it reads correctly to people that don't need to hear it and the people that actually need to will find ways to be upset by it.
Hasan Piker: “We are the normal ones. It is less normal to constantly fucking freak out about transgender people than it is to just let transgender people live. Most people actually don’t care about trans people existing in society. But on the internet that’s the only thing the Republicans dial in on and they make it seem like being transgender is abnormal. You know what’s abnormal? Constantly fucking worrying about children’s genitals. That is the most weirdo freak shit of all time”
Healthcare? Food? Transportation? Wrong. The people long for platitudes, you idiot. You simpleton. You fucking donut.
I've tried staying out of the secular hijab person discourse, what a 2014 Tumblr cartoon character, but out of all of their buffoonery what makes me cringe most is when they refer to their child as their "black baby." It's just your baby, man.
Waffle fries? Yeah actually that's a myth - the best side for a chicken sandwich is another chicken sandwich.
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Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail
I've spent ~$1,000 on groceries the last week, the majority of that spent on building a 2-month stockpile of cheap non-perishable food. If you have the means, I suggest you do too.
My birthday is next Monday, if any wealthy followers want to smuggle the automatic Pakistani underfolder AK nightmare shotgun to my front door.
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Overheard couple arguing at the coffee shop then she hits him with “I’m not debating you. I’m telling you why you are wrong” 😭
Penny Pit Bull has a mosquito bite on the side of her face and keeps slamming her head into me to let me know that I need to scratch it for her. That's parenthood.
There's a wild population hippos in Colombia accidentally introduced by Pablo Escobar that could not be removed after his death. They broke containment and now number ~200. There's no major evidence they're causing any environmental issues. No punchline. I just think that's neat.
