@bnacker

(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman

 Los Feliz, LA, CA
bit.ly/despitevampires
Joined November 2007
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Replying to @pussels68 @SPNthenandnow
My joke was "seriously though, it's terrible what happened. our thoughts and prayers are with the families."
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I can't believe I posted this here. It was supposed to be a bloosk!
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David Lynch was right. Stuff is weird!
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Replying to @patrickcotnoir
The taxi wants you to be able to clearly discern the difference between what is cab and what is the sexiest crotch alive
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A civil war and a world war at the same time is gonna really be something
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Ben Acker retweeted
Ben Acker@bnacker1 Jul 2024
Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...
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Like a little Rory Calhoun
Why you should love animals@animals_twts11 Nov 2024
Walking like a little human 🐻😍
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Replying to @IAmJohnAles
Discrepancies, starlink, and secret messages hidden in concession speeches
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Replying to @IAmJohnAles
Then you should check out this one website right now. It's called TikTok.
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Replying to @heytherejeffro
This thread makes me glad I haven't completely left twitter yet
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Replying to @bnacker @taradublinrocks
American Vandal. Man it's like maybe my taste is too good? Is that possible?
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The Detroiters! It just came to Netflix! Sublime and silly
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Perpetual Grace Ltd
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Real Life (the Albert Brooks movie, not what's happening)
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Replying to @taradublinrocks
Hudsucker Proxy
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Trying not to be alarmist while alarms are going off everywhere non-stop is fucking hard
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You know. In case of supertigers
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE7 Nov 2024
Tigers have eye spots to avoid attacks from predators while drinking water.
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Sure we'll have fewer rights than our grandparents but we'll make up for it by having more polio than they did!
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I keep thinking there should be some mechanism that prevents exactly this from happening but the election was that mechanism.
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How do you make god laugh? Think of a plan Just kidding, there's no god
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