Owner @ Cloths & Mops Cleaning Services. The answer is yes I want a takeaway. So don't waste your time asking.

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More wins than Darlo this week!
#Headlinechallenge result on @TheMontyDon stepping down from BBC Gardners' World. Some blooming great entries but the winner is Andrew Blakeburn @blakeydfc with THROWING IN THE TROWEL. New challenge coming ahead of the weekend
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Princess Monoco of Kent was just the correct answer on tipping point. Something to do with a smear test at fhd dentists. @GaryDelaney
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They literally cannot be a worse club to support than Darlo.
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If a picture could ever describe one of the things that's wrong with the country it's this. These dregs of society should be given absolutely no media coverage. It should be all about the poor men that died doing their job.
Southbank .. would you wear a balaclava to a balloon release ⤵️
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This squad feels like we've literally got the crap that nobody else wants. It's on par with when Colin Todd bumbled a squad together. What the hell has gone on?
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Madueke is probably the worst player I've ever seen in my life. Lazy, can't cross and beyond frustrating. What does the manager see that we don't? #worldcup
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Clichy and Giroud speak better English than Rooney. #WorldCup
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Imagine going back to the studio at half time and the camera catches Duncan Ferguson giving Gary Neville a good hiding. #worldcup
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What's the point?
Migrant tossing rubbish bins onto the streets in the UK — did our people fight two World Wars for the dystopian nightmare we see around us?
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Gary Neville telling everyone how to run football clubs on sky. Yet can't run his own tin pot outfit the little gobshite.
Karl Robinson has left his position as Head Coach of Salford City with immediate effect. Karl has conducted himself throughout his time at Salford City with professionalism and integrity. He has worked tirelessly on behalf of the Club and has been fully dedicated to helping us achieve our ambitions, both on and off the pitch. We wish Karl all the best and every success in the future.
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Palace should have turned the sprinklers on and aimed one right up this tw@ts arse. Disgusting human.
Memo to all haters: I don’t care.. we’re Champions. 🕺
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The Geordie Gowling 🤣🤣
✍️ Hartlepool United is pleased to confirm the appointment of Lee Clark as the Club’s new First Team Head Coach. Welcome to Pools, Lee! 🤝

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Let the ball see the pocket. Blah blah blah 🤦‍♀️
IT’S OFFICIAL - BIG BREAK RETURNS TO BBC Paddy McGuinness and Stephen Hendry will front the show. Stephen will show off some incredible new trick shots and the show will have an addictive mix of fast-paced snooker frames with a relaxed, comedic atmosphere. Audiences will see three contestants and their pros battle it out in three rounds of trick shots to reach the dramatic finale.
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Together, we will build a stronger Britain.
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The first contestant on #thechase definitely needs his hard drive checking
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At least his cousins kids are safe from him now
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What a beer mat this is. ❤️🙌
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Andrew Blakeburn retweeted
What a powerful video this is from Brighton 👏❤️ Such an important message.
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As fucking tinpot as it gets
Fair play to all the Moors fans who we hear have just arrived safely in Oxford for this afternoon’s game. Unfortunately, we are playing AFC Telford United today… 🫣 See you soon! #Moors
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