A quick joke from a Comedy Store club set in 2013. This was one of my old club jokes from the noughties that was never used on TV for some reason. The Gary on Laughing tour this week comes to Stoke, Colne and Cromer.

I’ve no idea what this was about or what it was referring to but it clearly killed. Im presuming Ive blanked it out. This was at a work in progress show for my current tour, as for the rest. No idea.

The two Sheffield shows went on general sale today. All the stalls tickets went in the pre-booking to people on my mailing list but balcony tickets have been added today and there’s about 100 left for each date. 35 + more tour dates being added on Friday 30th October, or Wed 28th if you’re on the maiming list.

Gary on Laughing tour show 73 in Ramsgate with Andy @shoobypodcast Robinson having a great one as my support act. Despite many years on the road Ive never played Ramsgate before but now its one of my favourite places to visit. Thanks for being an amazing crowd.

When I got married I was also marrying my best friend. Which it turns out is illegal.

Cheap lube joke. Clip from a gig at halloween. My phone fell over hence the weird angle. This was a joke i cut from the Gary on Laughing tour as i could only squeeze in one joke about lube and the other one was better.

Gary on Laughing tour show 73 Chelmsford Theatres with Steve Day having a great one as my support. Essex is always a really fun stop on the tour and tonight was a treat. Delightful unshockable crowd. Thank you all.Ramsgate tomorrow which Ive never been to before.

Ten Years Younger. Another joke from the Liverpool work in progress show that didn't make the cut for my Gary on Laughing tour. Come and see the ones that did!

Presale link for the Sheffield Gary On Laughing tour shows just sent to the mailing list. If you’re on the list and didn’t get it check your junk, just like me in this picture seemingly. They’re at Montgomery Theatre on 29 and 30th June. They go on general sale on Saturday. Ive popped the link in the confirmation email so people who join today or tomorrow still get it. Next batch of tour dates will be sent to the mailing list on Wednesday 28th October. General sale is Friday 30th. It's looking like we're adding 35+ shows in places including Carlisle, Oxford, Carmarthen, Stockton, Hastings, Bury St Edmunds and Torquay

Ive made some of classic old jokes into a reel for young people. If its popular I'll do more. The Gary on Laughing tour rolls on to Ramsgate and Chelmsford next. Then lots more UK, some Ireland, probably some Oz

I bought an Eskimo a really good housewarming present and his igloo melted

Gary Delaney tour update. Sheffield added. Lots more drop end october. Mailing list for prebooking.

It’s important to have friends who keep you grounded. Thats why all of mine are French baggage handlers.

Mr Darcy

Mortgage advisor joke. I did this joke at club sets while I was in between tours but in the end it never made the cut for my Gary on Laughing tour. A good gag though.

Gary on Laughing tour show 72 @WyvernTheatre Swindon. Swindon is always a pleasure and tonight it made for a delightful end to the week. I expect therell be a secone one here later on the tour. Tonights audience selfie is a Where’s Wally special. Support tonight was the always excellent Andy @shoobypodcast Robinson. Tonights crowd were a delight. Thank you for having me

My parents had zero tolerance for drugs so as you can imagine they did get very high.

Gary on Laughing show 71 @watfordpalace with Andy @shoobypodcast Robinson doing a great job in the support slot. Amazingly Ive never played a tour show in Watford before. This was a delightful old music hall theatre (always my favourites) and a delicious crowd. Thank you all.