it's bina, bitch

Joined June 2016
friend broke up with her loser bf im running around like a misandrist paul revere
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having just watched this episode the entire reveal was them both negging each other. mess all around
This Love Is Blind fiancé had some feedback 👀
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I love cis women who are drag queens!
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when that woman on great british bake off said "glockimolo" for guacamole
maybe im crazy but i feel like only americans r expected to pronounce every single thing perfectly, & ppl w any other accent r given the pass to mispronounce things
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when i was 7 my barbies had lesbian orgies but only under a blanket so that the secret cameras watching me couldn’t see what i was doing
When I was 7 my Barbies had an illegal Chinese Xanax ring
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A thousand dollars lowkey a steal for this unfortunately. I may sacrifice my living room for this
Costco is trying to ruin marriages.
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as a gen z i randomly feel like cancelling him 😭😭😭😭
Happy 54th birthday to the talented Eminem.
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Now that I’ve posted about my wedding positively enough I just want to convey some wisdom from the day: never trust anyone to do anything at all, even if you love them or you pay them a lot of money. Everyone will fail you in remarkable ways. Do everything yourself
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acab includes women dressing up as sexy cops for halloween
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everybody who put up umbrellas played their part in her lawsuit defense like the starting five of the championship Knicks, there's no denying indoor umbrellas
A 71-year-old woman sued the Fred Meyer supermarket chain for $36 million after slipping and falling on a puddle in the store.
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amazed at this guy on love is blind making the astute observation that ugly men date hot women but never the inverse, yet getting the completely incorrect takeaway
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saying its rare that this girl says she prefers humor over looks as if thats not exactly what his example proved OKAY !
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“I love Shane Gillis” This is about to be a long damn season #LoveIsBlind
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I put blood sweat and tears into my Halloween slumber party last night (also made pizza from scratch)
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الكحل الازرق والمسكارا باللون الازرق مع النمش خيالي
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could tell just from the seats this was my school 😮‍💨
this is lowkey fucked up, not a single one of these men understood obsession.
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I’m nosy as Fuck that’s why I love Succession
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I’m KMS IMMEDIATELY and i do mean IMMEDIATELY.
Pergunta só para as mulheres: O que vc faria se acordasse amanhã e descobrisse que todas as outras mulheres do mundo desapareceram, só sobrou vc e os homens?
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no pic w the period lmfksnsos
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a tweet for each of them (that i wont be forgiving)
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Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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