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I wish all the pretty girls were shaking me down. Also: a delectable morsel of feminine pulchritude, I'm told. Bite into something far more suffonsifying.

Iowa, US
Joined November 2008
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I always tell my patients, the only people who are allowed to look at your genitals are your parents or doctors, and both of those are contingent on YOUR permission. Required genital exams to participate in school sports is a violation of children’s bodily autonomy. End of story.
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So, the folks who accuse the left of grooming and pedophilia want forced genital inspections of children?
BREAKING: Kansas Republicans have successfully overridden the Governor veto to now authorize genital inspections of children in order for kids to play sports. A very dark & disturbing day. #ksleg
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This tweet refers to a new law in Kansas banning trans athletes from participating in girls' and women's athletics at schools. The legislation does not mention "genital inspections," nor does it specifically spell out how athletic officials at schools would enforce the law. snopes.com/news/2023/04/0…
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Adjust your clocks. It is now baseball season.
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No, I didn’t sign a release for that commercial. Pitchers & Catchers in one week, there you go, no tv commercial needed.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but take your lunch break, your evenings, your weekends, your holidays, and your PTO. You agreed to a job in exchange for pay & benefits. You did not sign up to sell your soul & every moment of your personal time.
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All real Americans do not just want to see Donald trump arrested. We are aching for it. We feel the need for it in every fiber of our being. And we know democracy will never truly be saved unless it happens.
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You ever leave a job and secretly hope everything will fall apart once you're gone? Nancy Pelosi is living your dream.
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Can’t believe Nevada is Tiffany Trump’s “something blue.” 💙
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Chuck Grassley, born originally on Pangea, will serve 6 more years in the senate.
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People watching Handmaids Tale and being like “I bet the gas in Gilead is under $3”
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Iowa really just elected a yahoo who’s campaign slogan was “flip them the bird.” What in tarnation have we become?! No one should be proud of this.
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Iowans....turn your ballot over. Vote "no" on the gun amendment. It will block any gun control. It is purposely worded to be misleading. Vote "no".
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10k Iowans are dead because of the recklessness of #covidkim and the IA GOP banning mask mandates and forcing in-person school too soon. Thousands could have been saved if public health meant anything to the GOP. It doesn't. They are not pro-life.
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Last year Chuck Grassley voted against a $1,600 tax cut for Iowa families because he said it was too expensive. But he found time to help write a law that gave billions in tax giveaways to large corporations that shipped jobs overseas. It’s time to vote him out. #IASen
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NEW: Democrat Mary Peltola defeats former Gov. Sarah Palin in a special election to become the first Native American representing Alaska in Congress. nbcnews.to/3CM9GIj
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MAGA Boomer: At your age I paid off college & bought a house w/hard work Millennials: At your age college was 3% of median salary—Now its 20%. A median home was $17K—Now its $363K. The top marginal tax rate was 70%—now its 37%. You worked hard—& then closed the door behind you.
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When Trump bragged about grabbing women by their genitals — Republicans called it “lockerroom talk.” When Trump steals nuclear documents & classified intel — Republicans call it “taking his work home with him.” Stop letting the GOP rebrand themselves. These are heinous criminals.
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holy fucking shit, it is possible to overdose on schadenfreude? asking for 81 million friends
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