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@betteroffbelow

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 north west england
Joined March 2019
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traplikemax (@slattlikemax) profile picturetraplikemax@slattlikemaxNov 6
shower sex seems crazy to me cuz what if we slip and fucking die
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this is illegal in the uk now
GUNNER (@gunnerbdv) profile pictureGUNNER@gunnerbdvNov 5
imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth
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andy@heyitsandy_Nov 5
uk citizens: we would like lower energy bills and lower food prices uk government: face sitting is banned and kids can’t talk to their friends online when they play call of duty
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dia@5teviieNov 5
They faces killing me why no one gaf 😭😭 #BBUK
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performing one of the classiest electro ballads ever put to music and then you have torvill and dean skating away from the care home in front of them
luke (@lukewbm) profile pictureluke@lukewbmNov 4
i’m obsessed with girls aloud giving their best vocal performance of their career with torvill & dean ice skating around them
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Doug.@doug_aloudNov 3
wait… people don’t know who Girls Aloud are and haven’t heard the greatest song of all time?
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@alexeixbtNov 2
this guy literally explained how social media infantalizes ADHD and completely ignores the real struggle.
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izzy@butchysportsNov 3
happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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dust@s_0laris_Oct 30
british people after trying to jerk off
Kezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027 (@KakedUpKat) profile pictureKezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027@KakedUpKatOct 27
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42° outside. Cars still don’t fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide
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my reaction to the uk government banning face sitting in porn
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D (@more_dreM) profile picture
D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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petplay but you take me to the vet and put me down
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just burst out laughing thinking about this week of stan twt CAN WE BRING IT BACK PLS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”
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Non-sexual nudity. A woman's body is a true definition of a work of art
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cecília▽ (@lesbocilia) profile picturececília▽@lesbociliaOct 24
eu genuinamente amo nudez não-sexualizada e ficar admirando como o corpo feminino é lindo e perfeito de qualquer jeito
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“they played tel aviv!” a free show 9 years ago where they were invited by an anti-zionist punk collective “but they played tel aviv” all money made went to palestinian childrens charities “but tel aviv” they just did a benefit show for palestine, sudan and lebanon “tel aviv…”
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Bob@iwasvinegarOct 23
N-no... I don't wanna fuck you raw! You could get salmonella...!
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Bill@CageFooNameOct 20
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Cliff Richard News (@SirCliffNews) profile pictureCliff Richard News@SirCliffNewsOct 19
Sir Cliff Richard, 86, aiming for fourth Christmas No1 with surprise REGGAE version of The Lord is My Shepherd. #CliffRichard thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40…
Sir Cliff Richard, 86, aiming for fourth Christmas No1 with surprise REGGAE version of The Lord is...

Sir Cliff Richard, 86, aiming for fourth Christmas No1 with surprise REGGAE version of The Lord is...

SIR Cliff Richard is aiming for his fifth Christmas No1 with a reggae version of The Lord Is My Shepherd. He has teamed up with Chris Eaton, who wrote his 1990 chart-topper Saviour’s Day, for the t…

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her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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