
generational complainer / certified ticketmaster hater priv:@gothicdogsclub 🌱🇸🇮
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forgot i was in actual physical meetings all day today and rolled into work 10 minutes late dressed like this and promptly got sent home lmao
in honour of october being OCD awareness month my brain has decided to have a massive OCD crash out and fixate on something that happened over a year ago 😭😭
you’re 3 missed paychecks from being on the streets where you would need the benefits system in place. your child/children were born in an nhs hospital. if you have an accident at work you are taken to an nhs A&E in an nhs ambulance and treated without seeing a bill for any of it
like how hard is it to put on deodorant, this bloke was stinking out the whole gym😭
it’s so funny that you get ppl who go to the gym with perfect hair and dressed immaculately and then ppl who come with greasy hair and just throw on anything, and THEN you get the ppl who don’t even use deodorant and stink of BO god bless them 😭😭
i had a really nice day!! i went to the gym and then met my friend for lunch, then got a coffee and sat in the sunshine and then went home and played resident evil and had a nap, and now i’m having pasta for dinner
why do i have to book my train journey months in advance just to get it a bit cheaper? why should i pay more to book a ticket the day before or on the day to use public transport? why are you a bootlicker of the train companies louis?
btw i said to my manager i had to leave early and he was like “sure just make it up tomorrow” and i said “no problem” THAT DEFINITELY WON’T BE HAPPENING LMAO
bought a new xbox and i had to leave work early because the courier had just left it on my doorstep when i live on a really busy street. yeah thanks for that lads just leave my £500 parcel on the street for anyone to pick up 😭
tell me why i’ve just tried to buy something using klarna and it wanted a biometric scan of my face or for me to upload my driving licence and do a short video to prove it’s me? i was like fuck this humiliation ritual and i just used my credit card instead
when i say ‘call in sick’ i mean whatsapp my manager at 9:05 because i’m too much of a pussy to ring in sick lmao
basically missed the whole weekend because i was ill and i’m feeling better now. but i’m still calling in sick tomorrow because fuck being better just in time to be a slave to capitalism on monday morning, i’m taking a me day!!
i hate being ill, especially at the weekend because i’m one of those ppl who always feels guilty if i’m not doing something and instead i’m skulking around the house eating everything in sight
i’ve been really ill all this week and i’ve just caught a proper reflection of myself in the hallway mirror and omg i’m looking so chopped!! i can’t believe i’ve been walking around all week looking like an extra from resident evil😭
i got a really bad nights sleep so unfortunately i have no choice but to be incredibly dramatic about every tiny inconvenience today
















