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@betteroffbelow

trance larper

 north west england
Joined March 2019
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saw one of my fav bands at the festival i first attended 6 years ago. @youmeatsix forever ❤️
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traplikemax (@slattlikemax) profile picturetraplikemax@slattlikemaxNov 6
shower sex seems crazy to me cuz what if we slip and fucking die
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i might have to go back to apple music
𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 (@bbfeebeee) profile picture𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀@bbfeebeeeNov 6
disgusting
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this is illegal in the uk now
GUNNER (@gunnerbdv) profile pictureGUNNER@gunnerbdvNov 5
imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth
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andy@heyitsandy_Nov 5
uk citizens: we would like lower energy bills and lower food prices uk government: face sitting is banned and kids can’t talk to their friends online when they play call of duty
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dia@5teviieNov 5
They faces killing me why no one gaf 😭😭 #BBUK
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performing one of the classiest electro ballads ever put to music and then you have torvill and dean skating away from the care home in front of them
luke (@lukewbm) profile pictureluke@lukewbmNov 4
i’m obsessed with girls aloud giving their best vocal performance of their career with torvill & dean ice skating around them
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Doug.@doug_aloudNov 3
wait… people don’t know who Girls Aloud are and haven’t heard the greatest song of all time?
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this might be the thing that got them knighted
luke (@lukewbm) profile pictureluke@lukewbmNov 4
i’m obsessed with girls aloud giving their best vocal performance of their career with torvill & dean ice skating around them
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@alexeixbtNov 2
this guy literally explained how social media infantalizes ADHD and completely ignores the real struggle.
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izzy (@butchysports) profile picture
izzy@butchysportsNov 3
happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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dust@s_0laris_Oct 30
british people after trying to jerk off
Kezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027 (@KakedUpKat) profile pictureKezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027@KakedUpKatOct 27
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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The year is 2035. You are in the uk. It is illegal to wank. It is illegal to own a phone. It is illegal to have opinions. The retirement age is 103. It is 42° outside. Cars still don’t fly. Even pigeons are committing suicide
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my reaction to the uk government banning face sitting in porn
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D (@more_dreM) profile picture
D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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petplay but you take me to the vet and put me down
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just burst out laughing thinking about this week of stan twt CAN WE BRING IT BACK PLS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”
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Non-sexual nudity. A woman's body is a true definition of a work of art
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cecília▽ (@lesbocilia) profile picturececília▽@lesbociliaOct 24
eu genuinamente amo nudez não-sexualizada e ficar admirando como o corpo feminino é lindo e perfeito de qualquer jeito
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“they played tel aviv!” a free show 9 years ago where they were invited by an anti-zionist punk collective “but they played tel aviv” all money made went to palestinian childrens charities “but tel aviv” they just did a benefit show for palestine, sudan and lebanon “tel aviv…”
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my mum in 2003:
Fiona (@FionaSmall) profile pictureFiona@FionaSmallOct 23
“Granddad, 38”
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