don’t ever trust the company man. i’ve been fired from a lot of jobs
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Beer Is Hell retweeted
cool that #Wyoming, with less than 1/4 population of Brooklyn, has two senators who will always vote against climate action
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you watch them go
until
somebody behind you honks
and you are shaken back
into what is left
of your life.
Beer Is Hell retweeted
People called hitler racist and he killed himself. Keep that in mind the next time you think of labeling someone as racist
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one thing i freaking love is seeing how the Political Discourse evolves day to day. today for example the president thinks the mudblood congresswomen should leave America forever. but some people dont think that. others are sort of in between. it's always fun to see.
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Gonna print out a bunch of Donald Trump’s most offensive tweets and put them in a bottle of Smirnoff and make racially-tinged vodka
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"The nine-to-five is one of the greatest atrocities sprung upon mankind. You give your life away to a function that doesn't interest you."
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They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them.
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"I am a bum. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to write about the sufferings of the upper classes?" —Henry Chinaski
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Ozzy Osbourne: ALL ABOOOOARD
Me: Oh good. Cool. What's this song called, Normal Train.
(A bunch of scary guitars and stuff start happening)
Me: Uh oh
Beer Is Hell retweeted
You know what’s really stupid.. that in 5-7 years we’re gonna have to watch some dumbass Oscar nominated movie about a sympathetic border patrol agent that gave a kid a bottle of water once
