Fire Captain, paramedic, would-be half-marathoner. Oxford comma enthusiast | #NJDevils #FlyEaglesFly #Ringthebell

Firetruck or ambulance, prolly
Joined January 2009
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Another Father's Day, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will NOT let it go.
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Aged like milk.
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Our society is so beat down by oligarchy manipulation that we think having billionaires pay more to support the society & infrastructure that literally enabled them to make billions is communism. We don’t just lick the boots of these people, we buy their boots for them.
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Why is it every time someone “needs to speak their mind” it’s always negative? They’re never like “I need to speak my mind. You look great today.”
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The president of the United States of America is a garbage human being. No redeeming qualities even if he hates the same people you hate. Because he also hates you. Be a better person; Don’t support garbage.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparMar 21
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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Listen to the fake-but-always-so-loud patriots with their latest hatred, and you see the truth in this @JasonKPargin quote: “They didn’t have witch hunts because they believed in witches. They believed in witches so they could have witch hunts.” We are led by hateful haters
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Social media has allowed some of yall to have courage that you wish you had in your everyday life.
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love seeing classical architecture get revived. this gold script dates back to 20th century subway sandwiches "employee of the month"
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If they shut down air space next week and sports teams can’t make it to games I think the American public will finally be moved to care since they can’t be bothered to do anything when it’s only SNAP benefits and people’s livelihoods.
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if you can defend this, i don't know what to say to you. this is secret police, loss of due process, a government fully turned on its civilians. this is the kind of shit that the second amendment is actually for.
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This whole Cracker Barrel thing just shows you should never underestimate the ability of the American public to get distracted by the dumbest shit.
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I can’t imagine the shallowness of a person’s life for them to give a crap about a store’s logo. The perpetually outraged are the easiest marks in all of grift land
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Fred Smith, the founder of FedEx, died over the weekend. A passage from his obituary and 2 charts from today’s papers illustrate the fallacy of Republican Party economics. From Fred Smith’s obituary:
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No doubt about it 👇
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this is why there’s no song called fuck the fire department
BREAKING: Los Angeles FD showing support for protestors!
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Odd… I don’t see any ICE raids in Texas. 🤔 Undocumented Populations - California: 2,600,000 - Texas: 2,060,000
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Hundreds have gathered in Houston and San Antonio to protest immigration crackdowns in workplaces, courthouses texastribune.org/2025/06/08/tex…
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Please share.
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Read the replies to this tweet. The same insecure males fearmongering over trans women "destroying women's sports" are spending precious time on their Sunday shitting on the WNBA because it's a women's sports league.
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CBS News
@CBSNews3 May 2025
Nearly all of the remaining staff at the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health were laid off Friday, multiple officials and laid-off employees told CBS News, gutting programs ranging from approvals of new safety equipment to firefighter health. cbsn.ws/4jTU47W
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