Fire Captain, paramedic, would-be half-marathoner. Oxford comma enthusiast | #NJDevils #FlyEaglesFly #Ringthebell

Firetruck or ambulance, prolly
Joined January 2009
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Another Father's Day, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will NOT let it go.
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Aged like milk.
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Our society is so beat down by oligarchy manipulation that we think having billionaires pay more to support the society & infrastructure that literally enabled them to make billions is communism. We don’t just lick the boots of these people, we buy their boots for them.
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Why is it every time someone “needs to speak their mind” it’s always negative? They’re never like “I need to speak my mind. You look great today.”
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The lack of self awareness is mind boggling.
State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.” Follow: @AFpost
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Your periodic reminder that P. T. Barnum was right.
What the FUCK are we doing! My son will NEVER die for a foreign country! I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do! You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!
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The president of the United States of America is a garbage human being. No redeeming qualities even if he hates the same people you hate. Because he also hates you. Be a better person; Don’t support garbage.
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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I look forward to the day when a Democratic-controlled Congress undoes WITH ALL DUE HASTE the naming of buildings after him.
NEW: Donald Trump is trying to force Congress to name things for him. 50 years ago, Congress unanimously tried to name a building for a different president. He vetoed it. “I know of no Federal office buildings that have been named for a President while still in office,” Gerald Ford wrote. “This legislation might begin a precedent I believe it best not to establish.”
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Listen to the fake-but-always-so-loud patriots with their latest hatred, and you see the truth in this @JasonKPargin quote: “They didn’t have witch hunts because they believed in witches. They believed in witches so they could have witch hunts.” We are led by hateful haters
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Proof none of these knuckleheads a) do not drive; b) have never driven either a Civic or a Camry; c) do not actually know any Civic or Camry drivers; d) are lying through their collective teeth; and/or e) all of the above.
Mike Johnson: "Under the Biden years, it cost Americans more than $60 just to fill up a Honda Civic or Toyota Camry. And now everybody is buying the big trucks again."
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Pete Hegseth is providing the best reason yet that maybe the United States should sign onto the Rome Statute.
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Social media has allowed some of yall to have courage that you wish you had in your everyday life.
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love seeing classical architecture get revived. this gold script dates back to 20th century subway sandwiches "employee of the month"
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If they shut down air space next week and sports teams can’t make it to games I think the American public will finally be moved to care since they can’t be bothered to do anything when it’s only SNAP benefits and people’s livelihoods.
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if you can defend this, i don't know what to say to you. this is secret police, loss of due process, a government fully turned on its civilians. this is the kind of shit that the second amendment is actually for.
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At this point my vote in 2028 will go to the candidate who first declares that they will tear down the 90K SF monstrosity and restore the White House to the way it was on January 19, 2025.
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Oyster Creek was shut down by the operators, not by the Murphy Administration. And I’m not crying any tears over the lack of acid rain from decommissioned coal plants. This, by the way, from the folks who are scared of wind.
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