HTTP/1.1 410 Gone

menlo park, ca
Joined June 2007
I am thankful for those who believed in me before I believed in myself
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berk d. demir retweeted
On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”
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berk d. demir retweeted
S3 seems like a pretty simple app. I mean, how hard is PUT and GET? Shouldn't need more than 4 to 6 engineers to maintain.
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in memoriam, VM-526. /cc @stevegury @ksrenev @kdspaul @bitbckt
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berk d. demir retweeted
Twitter 1.0 *was* hardcore engineering and more. It was giving your company more than 40 hours a week not because it was expected, but because they treated us like adults, with respect. They gave us a mission and the autonomy and ownership to contribute to it as best we could.
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After calling bullsh*t on Luna, Celsius, and FTX well before any of them collapsed, I have a bit of credibility with the mainstream media. I want to use that credibility to call attention to the worst and largest of all the scam perpetrators in the "crypto" space, @a16z 🧵👇
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I make-a shit up! I get fact checked by my own $44 billion website! Maronna mia!
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Maricopa County subtweets notorious dipshit, Kari Lake.
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Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.
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berk d. demir retweeted
Any Twitter engineer being asked to certify compliance to a regulatory agency (such as the FTC) should seek independent (their own) legal advice before signing anything or making any statement to regulators. This is a bus you do NOT want to be thrown under.
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Countries that post their election results within minutes of the polls closing: - China - Russia - North Korea - Iran
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Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).
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I think its fair to say that new management is entering the “find out” phase
homeboy got fact checked.
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Who needs a blue check when you can have two? DM us on WhatsApp instead. No monthly fee (ever).
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x.5 oh nein
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in-n-out fries are terrible
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More Fly.io job stuff: I’m putting together a team dedicated to private networking — WireGuard, eBPF. Go, Rust, and BPF-C. I haven’t put a JD together, but feel free to reach out if you’re interested (thomas at fly io works, too).
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berk d. demir retweeted
Ever wondered what's going on inside your headphone jack? Pondered the inner-workings of a power cable? Open Circuits by Windell Oskay (@oskay, @EMSL) & Eric Schlaepfer (@TubeTimeUS) is your window to the unseen design of everyday electronics. Get it here: nostarch.com/open-circuits
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