#RestaurantEtiquette

Calling last call like #serverlife #simpsons #bartenderlife

We close at 1 am normally. And they gave me a big stink about wanting to sit down so I was kind to them

Boss is kind enough to let me close 2 hours early for mothers day. Have a table come in at 10:55 and they just ordered dessert. Fucking die!

I'm not a big fan of tequila. Sorry to whoever is insecure enough to care

Life's three T's Titties Tanqueray Tips #serverlife

Bullshit customers are the reason I'm addicted to cigarettes

Then you decide to berate my service on the credit card slip!? Fuck you you fucking fuck.

Bitch I don't have dessert. I apologized and asked if you wanted anything else. You said no I wanted something sweet.

Some people just want to go to a bar and complain about the service

What's this new thing with people ordering lettuce, tomato and onion with their burgers w/dressing and then using them to make a salad. WTF?

I wonder how many straws I've chewed in the last ten years working in a bar/restaurant.

Telling me you know the boss doesn't get you any extra treatment. Unless you wanted extra spit with your burger. #dontdoit

Also! If you literally don't have the money to go out. Don't fucking go out!!!!! So fucking simple.

Watch. Fucking restaurant etiquette number fucking 1. Don't be those fucking assholes.

S??? 6 fucking dollars?!!! Go fuck yourself in the worst way. I hope your deaths are slow and painful and I hope all your loved ones get to

Split a fucking check 5 ways between 5 people and all use a combo of card and cash and the bill was 135 dollars and then you leave me 6 buck

To the fucking assholes who had me running around like a chicken with his head cut off, 20 min before fucking close and then ask me to

Lesbians tip a hell of a lot worse than anyone else. Fact.

To the patrons at the bar who can obviously smell your farts but don't say anything and just order their drink anyway....you do real MVP