Andre Soto retweeted
Peak white boy music like this scared the hell out of the powers that be.
That's when they started pushing the rap music.
Andre Soto retweeted
Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
Andre Soto retweeted
He looks like he’s about to throw his glasses across the room after eating something good 😭😭😭 (IYKYK)
Andre Soto retweeted
Why is it every time I go anywhere, everyone in line takes 15 fucking minutes for their transaction and I take 5 seconds. Fuck you
Andre Soto retweeted
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.










































