Marisol Ortega ❤️

Joined February 2015
Andre Soto retweeted
Tony Hawk. Bam Margera. One ramp again. The world is healing. 📸: Getty l @MarkyleRondon
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Andre Soto retweeted
tirei os sisos e o dentista colocou na receita “tomar sorvete”
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Peak white boy music like this scared the hell out of the powers that be. That's when they started pushing the rap music.
God this is so much better than the recorded version
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Andre Soto retweeted
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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"Why did they destroy all the bells?" Because demons hate bells!
They destroyed 170,000 bells during the 1900s. Why did they destroy all the bells?
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Andre Soto retweeted
*bajan las temperaturas grado y medio* Inmediatamente yo:
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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Me abrí sentimentalmente con mi familia
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Andre Soto retweeted
an arm full of bullshit
full sleeve of clouds, what yall think 💭
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Quando a câmera mostrou o carro eu quase morreu de rir
Kai Cenat was vibing out driving his new mini car through town not realizing he was causing traffic jams behind him 😭
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Andre Soto retweeted
I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat
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He looks like he’s about to throw his glasses across the room after eating something good 😭😭😭 (IYKYK)
Michael B. Jordan in Brooklyn yesterday. 📸
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Andre Soto retweeted
Boludo que de la nada ruede un piano es posiblemente lo más francés que vi en el año
🇫🇷 | En Francia, un manifestante no se derrumbó a pesar del agua a presión disparada por la policía.
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Andre Soto retweeted
Why is it every time I go anywhere, everyone in line takes 15 fucking minutes for their transaction and I take 5 seconds. Fuck you
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Andre Soto retweeted
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Andre Soto retweeted
can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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