@loafbreadmann

proud instigator | a cool lil fella | 🏴‍☠️ | EDtwt (erectile dysfunction)

Joined January 2018
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Lowkey estrogen could prolly fix me
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kyle@B1ackKyle10h
#ThisReallyMyGrownManMeat? 😭😭😭
Omar@Jetsuwtf23h
i mustve got my mommas dick man
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#AmongUs had nearly 700K searches in one day on Pornhub... Kinda sus
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when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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i see a little silhouette of a man
joeydude 🪩@phosphorabbit_Oct 16
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Letting male babies live: ❌️ Letting male adults cum inside you: ✔️
RemyThirteen@RemyThirteenOct 14
Replying to @somemari500
If its a male child he deserves it
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how it feels to open discord and see someone in my DMs typing so i gotta send them a sticker immediately to catch them off guard
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
original post instagram.com/reel/DedeyX6TP…
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hopping on deadlock after years of dead by daylight as my main game
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Replying to @mycocksmells
*poops on your chest on accident*
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yeah bitch you like it when i fuck you with my tiny ass penis? *sigh* probably not i guess…
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Russian data center got leveled and my dad suddenly hasnt been returning my calls or texts
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Twitter just loves hiding the gem replies
Overwatch
@PlayOverwatchOct 13
Replying to @39nimasu
**Good doggo head pats**
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4 Somali pirates armed with AK-47s, khat, and a dream on their way to mid diff all of ancient Rome
Christian Heiens 🏛
@ChristianHeiensOct 12
Replying to @Kittycel66
The Roman Empire would defeat modern Africa in a war.
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All of these circles are the same size and color
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epic crap battles of shittery
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They’ve turned queer dating into the entry level job market paradox😭
kamil🦇@v4mpirebutchOct 12
i’m sorry but i can’t be someone’s first ever queer experience
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LT Jonathan Kendrick
@PlisskenPatriotSep 17
Billionaires are NOT your enemy. Millionaires are NOT your enemy. CEOs are NOT your enemy. Homeless people ARE your enemy. Immigrants ARE your enemy. Brown people ARE your enemy.
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I go to hooters 3 times a week looking for one of the girls who will let me take them away from all this
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Feminist fc found gimmick twitter
𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸@princesalamwaneOct 10
carrying a baby for 9 months, going through labor, to end up with a son who humiliates you online to impress his friends. genuinely horrifying.
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