daily algotardio shitposts and memes

Joined March 2011
algotables.algo retweeted
Futureshyte says im gonna be a trillionaire in 2367
🚨RETARDED FEATURE ALERT!🚨 ALGOTARDIO IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE LAUNCH OF FUTURESHYTE™ FUTURESHYTE™ IS A PREDICTION ORACLE USING EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES TAKEN FROM CLAUDE’S LEAKED SOURCE CODE THANKS ANTHROPIC! FUTURESHYTE™ IS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CAPABLE OF PREDICTING FUTURE EVENTS WITH STUNNING ACCURACY. FREE TO USE! LINK BELOW 👇
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algotables.algo retweeted
Replying to @ALGOTARDIO69
Thank you Algotardio Farting with confidence now
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🚨RETARDED FEATURE ALERT!🚨 ALGOTARDIO IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE LAUNCH OF FUTURESHYTE™ FUTURESHYTE™ IS A PREDICTION ORACLE USING EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES TAKEN FROM CLAUDE’S LEAKED SOURCE CODE THANKS ANTHROPIC! FUTURESHYTE™ IS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CAPABLE OF PREDICTING FUTURE EVENTS WITH STUNNING ACCURACY. FREE TO USE! LINK BELOW 👇
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algotables.algo retweeted
Bill Gates was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Guess who wasn't?
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algotables.algo retweeted
Hey @grok delete the logo of the underperforming cryptocurrency led by a retard. Keep the other one.
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Welcome to Week 12 of Algoland. This week, the stakes are high 🥩 Featuring: @TxnLab, @ALGOTARDIO69, @pact_fi, @FolksFinance, @tinymanorg, @MessinaOne, @Compxlabs and @Myth_Finance
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algotables.algo retweeted
Replying to @Nokuaru
There’s a world where AF gets their spending under control, actually decentralizes the network and operations, and uses the remaining Treasury ALGO to fund node rewards for a long time. Example- they have 1.1B left. Dedicate 750M to validator rewards over 20 years. That’s enough to keep the network secure until txn fees grow to sustain it. The coin stays capped. Everyone wins. But that world doesn’t exist. They burned through most of the Treasury already and now seem set on keeping what’s left for themselves, while solving the validator funding problem by uncapping the supply and adding tail emissions. If the Treasury had been managed right, this wouldn’t even be a discussion. We’d have decades of runway and a capped coin. Instead, we’re being told inflation is necessary while not discussing the af Treasury and why we can't use that. So we’re in a bit of a pickle. If we vote yes, we reward the Foundation for reckless spending, and allow them to continue running the Treasury to zero. If we vote no, we risk the network hollowing out as running nodes becomes unprofitable and validators drop off, on top of AF continuing to run the Treasury to zero. Neither is the ideal. But if emissions are inevitable (because AF refuses to give up the ALGO which was meant for the community), it has to come with strings attached to the af and their spending. They need to have a fixed budget which is enforced programmatically, community representation on the board, among other things. This cannot be a bailout AF.
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algotables.algo retweeted
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Imagine trading $ATARD here. @haydotapp
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This is great. Over 11,000 are contributing to the security of the network. Decentralization in action.
Over 11,000 accounts are currently staking on Algorand, that's huge, and this number keeps growing! More stakers, stronger network! 🫡 There are plenty of staking options available, and unlike other chains, there's no slashing or locking of your $ALGO!
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Over 11,000 accounts are currently staking on Algorand, that's huge, and this number keeps growing! More stakers, stronger network! 🫡 There are plenty of staking options available, and unlike other chains, there's no slashing or locking of your $ALGO!
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algotables.algo retweeted
Replying to @ghost_tanker
OOOOOOOOO
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algotables.algo retweeted
Nice
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@algotables you like my post after such a long time, I'm glad you like it, I love what you do, it's great that you don't give up, I haven't sold a single one $algotardio A T A R D I O for life 🤡
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algotables.algo retweeted
I spy algotardio 🫵🌈
🚀 Haystack is now LIVE 🚀 📱 App Store → apps.apple.com/app/haystack-… 📱 Google Play → play.google.com/store/apps/d… 🎁To celebrate the launch, the first 25 users who reach $5,000 in trading volume will receive 2,000 HAY each! You must hold HAY to be eligible! 🌾
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algotables.algo retweeted
May not have won the Powerball, but I did win the @ALGOTARDIO69 NLL 👀.
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algotables.algo retweeted
Replying to @intangiblecoins
you dropped this 😂🫵
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algotables.algo retweeted
Moon is too far away
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Algorand users can now swap on the timeline! All swaps routed through Deflex 💪 Thank you to the @AgentNyla team!
hey @AgentNyla swap 10 $USDC for $ATARD algorand im just grabbing some of the ones I remember off top of my head, Im still to new to your eco
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