Scotland
Joined March 2008
Jeezo, I'd forgotten how much of a cesspit Twitter can be, especially at election time.
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Fuck off, @SkyNews - your election coverage is utterly shite.
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So far, so bland. Oh wait... I'm still sober! Mr Cyprus is providing some eye candy at least #Eurovision
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Yet another order with missing items. Why can't you pick up the phone and ASK me if I'd prefer an alternative item, instead of just saying "unavailable". It's not rocket science! I'll have my delivery charge refunded, please. Absolutely shocking service @AsdaServiceTeam
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Oh, and while I'm at it @MorayCouncil , please send a gritter to Hopeman ASAP. It's treacherous out there tonight, both on roads and pavements.
I'm not really sure who is responsible for parking enforcement around here, but I'm fed up with having less pavement space. @MorayCouncil @PoliceScotland Please sort it out
Oi, @BBCNews - how about giving us some actual fucking news instead of this constant fitba coverage? There are other things happening in the world.
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Quarter to six an all's we-ellll. Dingin Doon here. Havenae had proper rain in ages.
Lovely day in #Lossiemouth. Sunshine, coffee and hot rolls from the lovely lady at @AshersPies
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Yon Ukrainian goalie is definitely a keeper ;) 1) Rather cute and 2) good at handlin baws. Well, apart from the last one! #Scotland #Ukraine
What a lovely October evening... @SeanBattyTV this bloody heatwave you kept banging on about is a myth! I've just put my heating on :P
I really should stay off social media when drunk, but...
It's going to be a noisy night. A young gow has managed to fall off a neighbouring roof and is now wandering the streets. Not big enough to fly and the parents are going nuts. I don't normally feel sorry for gulls, but it's just a baby :-/
This has been one of those strange days. I'm knackered and want to go to bed, but I really don't want to miss the moment when Bojo leaves No.10
31st May and I've just put the bloody heating on for a while. WTF is going on with this bloody weather?!
.@CooperativeBank You need to get more people answering phones. 40 minutes on hold so far and still waiting. And don't you dare suggest that I use one of your digital channels - I need to have a conversation with a human being.
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This is appalling service and whoever is in charge there needs a serious arse-kicking. I honestly feel for your front line staff because they must be getting it in the neck for a situation that's entirely outwith their control. Sort it out.
Spring, they said...
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Usual nonsensical waffle from @BorisJohnson at PMQs. Just resign, you lying fucker.