So far, so bland. Oh wait... I'm still sober! Mr Cyprus is providing some eye candy at least #Eurovision
Yet another order with missing items. Why can't you pick up the phone and ASK me if I'd prefer an alternative item, instead of just saying "unavailable". It's not rocket science! I'll have my delivery charge refunded, please. Absolutely shocking service @AsdaServiceTeam
Oh, and while I'm at it @MorayCouncil , please send a gritter to Hopeman ASAP. It's treacherous out there tonight, both on roads and pavements.
I'm not really sure who is responsible for parking enforcement around here, but I'm fed up with having less pavement space. @MorayCouncil @PoliceScotland Please sort it out
Oi, @BBCNews - how about giving us some actual fucking news instead of this constant fitba coverage? There are other things happening in the world.
Lovely day in #Lossiemouth. Sunshine, coffee and hot rolls from the lovely lady at @AshersPies
What a lovely October evening... @SeanBattyTV this bloody heatwave you kept banging on about is a myth! I've just put my heating on :P
It's going to be a noisy night. A young gow has managed to fall off a neighbouring roof and is now wandering the streets. Not big enough to fly and the parents are going nuts. I don't normally feel sorry for gulls, but it's just a baby :-/
This has been one of those strange days. I'm knackered and want to go to bed, but I really don't want to miss the moment when Bojo leaves No.10
31st May and I've just put the bloody heating on for a while. WTF is going on with this bloody weather?!
.@CooperativeBank You need to get more people answering phones. 40 minutes on hold so far and still waiting. And don't you dare suggest that I use one of your digital channels - I need to have a conversation with a human being.
Usual nonsensical waffle from @BorisJohnson at PMQs. Just resign, you lying fucker.



