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The new Winnie The Pooh looks like a divorced dad that just finished a short stint in the county correctional facility and is now trying to get back in Piglets life. Good luck Pooh Bear @… instagram.com/p/BmB8g_zAxOB/… – at Los Angeles, CA
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I get buyer’s remorse spending $5 at chick fil a bc $5 is basically $10 which is pretty much $20 which is basically $100
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If you play Lose Yourself by Eminem at exactly 11:58:45 pm on New Years Eve, the line “the clock’s run out, times up, over, blaow” will end at the same time as 2017 and I think that’s beautiful
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When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. xitter.cf/McDonaldsCorp/status/9…
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How everyone of us is not talking about Olivia Newton John's husband faking his own death and being found in Mexico non-stop all day, everyday is beyond me.
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Me trying to decide which one of my personalities I'm going to show today #TaylorSwift #vmas #lwymmd
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@Andy there should be a show called Haute Hell (hotel) where rich guests stay @ a fancy hotel but the staff is a shitshow & ruins everything
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What if The Police kept telling Roxanne not to put on her red light because they wanted all the Krispy Kreme to themselves? It makes sense
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"what are you having for lunch?"
me: fruit salad
"that's funny, looks like sangria."
me: huh, weird. *sips fruit salad*
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Twitter. Wake up. I need your remedy for #hiccups #immediately I'm about to go see #lionking on #broadway i will get kicked out.
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"I have read and accept all the terms and conditions" #WorstLieIEverTold @FallonTonight
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Kardashian through the snow
In a one Porsche open sleigh
Through the crowds they go
Bitch get out the way
@FallonTonight #NewXmasCarols
