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Amanda Hammonds

@afhammonds
Joined July 2012
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I prefer to run late.
miss americaubree 🫶🏻 (@bigaubs_) profile picturemiss americaubree 🫶🏻@bigaubs_14 Nov 2018
I prefer to run my mouth
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This is not a joke- it’s a biography:
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Chris Franjola@ChrisFranjola3 Aug 2018
The new Winnie The Pooh looks like a divorced dad that just finished a short stint in the county correctional facility and is now trying to get back in Piglets life. Good luck Pooh Bear @… instagram.com/p/BmB8g_zAxOB/… – at Los Angeles, CA
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A[wo]men 🙏🏻 xitter.cf/waddell_hunter/status/…
that horror guy (@hloveshorror) profile picturethat horror guy@hloveshorror5 Apr 2018
Again with the fragile masculinity today! Apparently only men are capable of carrying boxes
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I get buyer’s remorse spending $5 at chick fil a bc $5 is basically $10 which is pretty much $20 which is basically $100
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The world can finally know that Wendy is pregnant #wehopeitsagirl
Anyone else still not finished Christmas shopping?
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If you play Lose Yourself by Eminem at exactly 11:58:45 pm on New Years Eve, the line “the clock’s run out, times up, over, blaow” will end at the same time as 2017 and I think that’s beautiful
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It honestly was the best I’ve ever heard it! You did a phenomenal job, Richard. xitter.cf/rags_to_richard/status…
Richard Davis Jr. (@RichardODavisJr) profile pictureRichard Davis Jr.@RichardODavisJr9 Dec 2017
Honored to lead the Invocation at the Fall 2017 Commencement this morning. Congratulations to all of our Southeastern graduates! 🎓
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@Wendys24 Nov 2017
When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. xitter.cf/McDonaldsCorp/status/9…
McDonald's Corporation (@McDonaldsCorp) profile pictureMcDonald's Corporation
@McDonaldsCorp24 Nov 2017
Black Friday **** Need copy and link****
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Things the government is recording my parents googling via their #GoogleHome: Do our dogs miss us when we are gone? #thankyougoogle #CuriousMartha
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Things the government is recording my parents googling via their #GoogleHome: How many total awards does @WhoopiGoldberg have? #thankyougoogle #CuriousMartha
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Chris Franjola@ChrisFranjola11 Nov 2017
How everyone of us is not talking about Olivia Newton John's husband faking his own death and being found in Mexico non-stop all day, everyday is beyond me.
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Me trying to decide which one of my personalities I'm going to show today #TaylorSwift #vmas #lwymmd
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Yas girl hold that dress up #VMAs #tittygate2017
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Replying to @Andy
@Andy there should be a show called Haute Hell (hotel) where rich guests stay @ a fancy hotel but the staff is a shitshow & ruins everything
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Everybody's having babies & I'm over here perfecting my karaoke performance of @Eminem's Lose Yourself. #almostready #momsspaghetti
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What if The Police kept telling Roxanne not to put on her red light because they wanted all the Krispy Kreme to themselves? It makes sense
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Me to Kathryn: So you've had a stepmom this whole time & didnt even know? Kathryn: Yes, my dad got married back in April & forgot to tell me
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So I'm watching #FreeWilly for the 1st time since my childhood and just realizing that this kid is NOT @elijahwood. I feel betrayed.
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