kathryn stewart

@garthbrooks going to Outback in Highland Ranch after the show. Table’s open if you’re in the mood for a Bloomin’ Onion

just a friendly reminder to anyone who barely passed drivers ed: the left hand lane is for PASSING slower drivers. not for being the slow driver, bitch

when did “peace” become part of corporate lingo?

my going away party consisted of 32oz margs and tums

instagram keeps putting people i haven’t thought about in a while in very visible places. thinking thoughts that don’t need to be thunk that’s for damn sure

heard 2/3 of LFO died. summer girls everywhere are shocked and devastated

if our policies that dictate healthcare access do not abide by the opinions of leading medical experts, then those policies have no intention of protecting people.

sent a meeting notice to my boss. the subject was “talk Kathryn off a ledge 🙂” corporate who?

@scotty2joffe this comes back every year and it give me hives

i have reached the point in my life where i ALWAYS have tums on me. idgaf

my professional life summed up into one gif

also, i hate that i use “action item” in my regular talk 😷

i’m pretty sure i blacked out for all of 2020

my most toxic trait is that i keep my fingernails juuuuuust long enough to make click clack noises anytime i type on my phone

Hawthorne Heights reboot: Ohio is for Suckers

my friend texted me to let me know that my brother asked how i was doing. at least he cares

all the finance bois are showing up in their corporate bro vests and… yeah…

to anyone in the office this morning who heard me signing along with Mystikal. no you didn’t.

i’m not scared of much but the person i become when i’m drunk is a legit horror story in itself