Patron Saint Of Tits

Just typed the word "banana" into the National Human Genome Research Institute's search bar and hit enter so that's how my paper is going.

look at this fucking cucumber i grew and my ridiculous face, i think it's so funny

So that's a banana taped to the outside of Gosnell... @RITBananas @OnlyAtRIT

my therapist just said fuck around and find out is anti-purity culture and you know what? she's right

junior asparagus being voiced by a woman was the first trans icon for a whole generation of kids with religious trauma

you're telling me there's no weed in this ziti? i thought it was baked??

dream blunt rotation

probably my worst but most strongly held opinion is that chocolate does not belong in muffins, pancakes, or banana bread

Just saw some guy in a banana costume run up to someone, give them a banana and run away screaming "REVERSE TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!!"

my angriest opinion is that banana flavored tums shouldn't exist and whoever's idea it was to put them in the fruit medley should probably be fired and publicly mocked

i'm we dem bois sun, it be like that moon, yeet rising

it's Pisces season! cry in public! tell your body you love them out loud! breakup with the person who can't be honest about their feelings! alienate people who don't like your art! sit in the shower and wonder why!