Glitter, she/they, aggressively pink, demi & poly, 30, s€x witch, genius bimbo, alt: @apinkglitter tweetin for the bitches who charge their tits in the moon
gay town usa
Joined April 2013
- Tweets48.8K
- Following792
- Followers1.4K
- Likes129K
Pinned Tweet
thinking about the time someone tweeted "what's your least favorite sign" and i responded with this image not realizing they meant astrological sign 🤦🏼♀️
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
Just typed the word "banana" into the National Human Genome Research Institute's search bar and hit enter so that's how my paper is going.
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
look at this fucking cucumber i grew and my ridiculous face, i think it's so funny
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
So that's a banana taped to the outside of Gosnell... @RITBananas @OnlyAtRIT
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
my therapist just said fuck around and find out is anti-purity culture and you know what? she's right
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
junior asparagus being voiced by a woman was the first trans icon for a whole generation of kids with religious trauma
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
you're telling me there's no weed in this ziti? i thought it was baked??
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
dream blunt rotation
ALT Gabby, Harmony, and Olympia are the felt animatronic cows at Hersheys Chocolate World. They are all black and white and have large eyelashes and pink feather boas
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
probably my worst but most strongly held opinion is that chocolate does not belong in muffins, pancakes, or banana bread
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
Just saw some guy in a banana costume run up to someone, give them a banana and run away screaming "REVERSE TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!!"
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
my angriest opinion is that banana flavored tums shouldn't exist and whoever's idea it was to put them in the fruit medley should probably be fired and publicly mocked
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
you’ve heard of boy slop and girl dinner, now try the Kindergartener’s Delight: a roll of ritz crackers, a pack of fruit snacks, and an apple sauce pouch
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
it's Pisces season! cry in public! tell your body you love them out loud! breakup with the person who can't be honest about their feelings! alienate people who don't like your art! sit in the shower and wonder why!
hot queer teaching our narcan awareness class absolutely cackled when i called the bathrooms "gendy nooch" i think i love them
Patron Saint Of Tits retweeted
Does anybody want to build Lego and kiss a little while we watch 80s movies?
