fight fire with mullets // they/them
facedown in some bushes, probs
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Blasting bangarang as I leave this planet fitness parking lot at 11:30 on a Monday in 2019 as I have no tact, taste, or respect for society
If I ever start drinking again I am gonna get my ass whooped by a single hard seltzer. I can Feel It when I take two ibuprofen now.
I cannot be the only person who is massively relieved there are not going to be family dinners where I gotta not start fights abt capitalism or mention being mentally ill/gay for 6+ continuous hours of scrutiny & parties where I will inevitably run into at least one ex this year
Kind of a long shot but does anyone want a 20 inch steel boned overbust corset? Nothing wrong with it, I just don't fit it. Pay pal me shipping and it's yours.
Just remembered the Kylie Minogue song Can't Get You Out Of My Head so I will be putting on gold lipgloss and vibing like it's 2002 until further notice
Watching pride and prejudice and I think they could have sprung for a slightly nicer wig for Elizabeth. Mostly for the scene where she's on the cliff top and the strong wind only reaches her bangs / the neckline in the back
Finally found a way to sit still for a whole movie when not in a focused space like a theater. It is called "holding a cool rock" and you just hold a cool rock
It's 2020, god is dead & rules are fake. Leopard print is a neutral. Acid wash denim is cool. If u used acetone to clean adhesive residue off something and it took all the nail polish off one hand only, congrats u now have a Look. Wear tank tops in October. Live free. Die hard.
Over three months no alcohol, which hasn't fixed my mental state cause, well, things are bad, but it has been good for saving money. Maybe buying a nail drill will improve my mental state.
