she/it - 26 - femme lesbian - actually 3 to 4 women on any given day (🔞)
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girlfriend's dog got groomed today and i can't take him seriously he looks so stupid
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Played LCD soundsystem for my little cousin for the first time & he said “You can tell he had a lot of buttons in front of him when he made this song.”
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That's just soliloquyslop. You only like it because it translates human interiority into a dramatic register
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Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again
Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there
Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls
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Martini the fennec fox kit has started making daily appearances outside of her nest box! 😍
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(pointing at TV) That's Homer, he's sort of the ringleader. The hierarchy is actually not super clear but it seems like he and the woman grew the smaller ones somehow
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catsitter heard movement while he was in bed and he turned on flash to see what it was
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Normally in the morning I see between 20 & 30 birds. The other day, hundreds of birds flew into the yard. I don’t know what type they were.
